Poetry submission

[pancreas]

Colleagues,

The sporadically active poster kittens has produced a poem he would like us to consider for publication. Can I have your thoughts please? I would remind you that we do still have a serious backlog since accepting Alan Bennett's Saga of Bad Uncle Toilet.

Anyway, thoughts please, and any proposals for a possible editor.

There once was a man giving head, Sucking his lover in bed. The jizz blew a hole Out the back of his skull And now hes a gay living dead

[Cleveland Steamer]

Perfect. No notes.

[Ferris]

If kittens really wrote that it would be all lower case

[Cuellar]

Not good. Not good at all I'm afraid.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

in public john, bent
for relief. disaster resulted.
my pants were still on

[Video Game Fan 2000]

long night spent grinding
online game, clenching. unexpected
loot drop stole my pride

[Video Game Fan 2000]

in morning class young
students stare rapt. hot yeats take?
alas, no. brown mist.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

call friend. on quest for
good advice. but over phone
fart still audible

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

There once was a man giving head, Sucking his lover in bed. The jizz blew a hole Out the back of his skull And now hes a gay living dead

Are we to pronounce the word skull as "skole" in order to make it rhyme with hole, or pronounce hole as "Hull" so it rhymes with skull?

[poo]

I can still spunk pretty fucking hard

[Video Game Fan 2000]

nob out. quick bash at
noon. force of jet unexpected
neighbour dog now blind

[Ferris]

I can still spunk pretty fucking hard

Well quite, but removing the head or destroying the brain is the generally accepted of stopping the undead so what the fuck is this poem about?

[Ray Travez]

Head-wood leer

[Gob Shine Algorithm]