Mr Chips from Catchphrase first name revealed

[Goldentony]

RONTOS CHIPS

and what's he up to there hey folks

RONTOS CHIPS IS

FUCKED

It's not right that i'm afraid, you've got the wrong idea there

RONTOS CHIPS

let me stop you, Rontos Chips isn't part of a well known saying is it

[shoulders]

Herr Chips

[Replies From View]

Ertonsenner Chips

Dawncry / Sweat

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

His real name is actually Roy Walker Jr.

[frajer]

His nickname is "Chunky" Chips. I trust this helps.

[shiftwork2]

When Ronco met Fray Bentos there was Rontos.  And he could wank while winking and tipping his hat.  And the proles were afraid.

[idunnosomename]

Stop that man he's jerking himself off for a snake

[Glebe]

"Ladies and gentlemen, Doris Chips."

[frajer]

Chip off the old block errrm cash in your chips ohhhh god I'm sweating erm piss on my chips piss on my chips

[Glebe]

"Mr. Doris Chips is wanking over a snake? Um... fuck it Roy I give up."

[Captain Z]

These are good answers but they're not the one.

[Glebe]

These are good answers but they're not the one.

"Oh 'snake jerk' is a great guess its not right!"

"Mr Chips - first name Doris - is a snake charmer?"

"Riiiiiight!!"

[frajer]

Piss on my chips piss on my chips

Piss on my face?

Oh god is this live

Roy, tell me I'm not live

[Replies From View]

Stop that man he's jerking himself off for a snake

Louis ChipsKay

[Glebe]

MR DORIS CHIPS: Oooh... fuck yeah... that's it... oh it's good but its not right!

SNAKE: You're tellin' me its not, y'dirty bollix!

[Goldentony]

RONTOS CHIPS: I dont answer the phone to anonymous numbers

Roy: Now Rontos, that's a sort of, not really a catchphrase that one is it there mate , more advice or whatever really

RONTOS CHIPS: I don't understad this quiz

Roy: Mate I havent got the time to explain catchphrases to you again now, you said at the inteview you knew what they were

RONTOS CHIPS: I had to lie to get the job

Roy: Don't say that on the frigging air for peters sake

RONTOS CHIPS: I'M ENTERING THE SCREEN AGAIN, THIS UNIVERSE SICKENS ME

Roy: no, don- bastard, he didn't leave a question, fuck us, right, go to the adverts

[poo]

Laughed at Rontos

[The Dog]

You know he's trapped in there, right? His family and friends are still searching for him, they don't know he looks like this now.



They edit out the catchphrases where he's begging for help.

[Jerzy Bondov]

cunt looks like an ear plug

[Glebe]

CONTESTANT: Bomb going up and down? Boomeranging bomb?

MR DORIS RONTOS CHIPS: Mate you're going  to have to do better then that.

[Huxleys Babkins]

MULHERN: It's always worth having a guess because you never know.

RONTOS: I wouldn't waste your time, mate.

CONTESTANT: Ummm, is it "bricks"?

RONTOS: Fucking told you.

[idunnosomename]

Thats 500 in the bonus bank now its time to play the ready money game come on pick a square

wanking at a snake?


RIIIIIIIIIGHT

[Replies From View]

cunt looks like an ear plug

which begs the question why do we never see a second one

[frajer]

I heard from a runner that the second Rontos always kills off the other one and then clones himself again in time for tomorrow's show.

[Glebe]

ROY: Say what you see.

CONTESTANT: I see Rontos.

[thecuriousorange]

Mike Roe Chips

[Glebe]

Yakkity-yak - Mike Roe Chips!

[Goldentony]

RONTOS MONEY IS MEANINGLESS TO ME, WHY DO YOU DESIRE IT

Mike Ehhhhh, take the kids to Disney Land in Florida

RONTOS THIS IS AN OFFENSIVE USE OF WEALTH, FOOL

Roy Mike, any guesses now there

[Glebe]

CONTESTANT: That Rontos is doing summit behind those uncovered tiles.

ROY: Keep pressing and guessing mate.

[poo]

ROY: Say what you see.

CONTESTANT: I see Rontos.

lol