Mr Chips from Catchphrase first name revealed

[poo]

Loving Rontos

[frajer]

ROY: Ok now say what you see.

CONTESTANT: I see... is that... Rontos cucking me with my enthusiastically responsive wife?

ROY: I'm afraid I need a declarative statement.

CONTESTANT: I see Rontos cucking me.

ROY: Riiiiiight!

[Alberon]

RONTOS: This is not nearly as good as when Roy Walker hosted.

MULHERN: Roy's dead, mate. You're stuck with me.

RONTOS: Desolation.

WALKER: I'm still alive, you know.

RONTOS: Mulhern! I will destroy you!

[Glebe]

lol

He he thanks poo!

Rontos Airlines - Mr Chips' low-fares Australian airlines!

[Huxleys Babkins]

Can't stop thinking about Rontos.

[Glebe]

I've never accepted that 'modernized' Mr Chips. More recently we've had the similarly-disgraceful CG Dogtanian.

[frajer]

Feel like pure shit, just want more Rontos in my life.

[Glebe]

Q: I say, I say, I say, what do you call a prehistoric Mr Chips?

A: A '(b)Rontosaurus'!

[Mr Farenheit]

ROY: Now for our new segment....FROM THE MIND OF RONTOS! Every week Mr Chips will give us a monologue on a different subject. What is it this week, Rontos?

RONTOS: Plato's Republic

ROY: Take it away, Rontos!

RONTOS: thank you. *pause* Imagine, if you will, that you have lived your life inside this screen.... and the shapes you see on it are all you know. They are in other words, what you perceive as Reality. Now-

ROY: Riiiiiiight

[Glebe]

[Huxleys Babkins]

ROY: What's Rontos doing?

RONTOS: That's Mister Chips to you, you fucking worm, you filth, you nothing. Who are you to crack whip with Rontos?

ROY: Sorry, Mr. Chips, sir, it won't happen again.

RONTOS: Very good. Now to get back to wanking off this snake.

[frajer]

POP QUIZ: What was the classic Doctor Who serial where Rontos hid under the surface of a planet and used his terrifying psychic abilities to suck down victims to their death?

A: FRontos.

[kalowski]

His name is Fission (Fish 'n').
You see, that makes his name Fission Chips  (Fish 'n' Chips). Like what you get from the chip shop.

[Glebe]

Who remembers the classic eighties ad 'Rontos or chips?"

[Huxleys Babkins]

His name is Fission (Fish 'n').
You see, that makes his name Fission Chips  (Fish 'n' Chips). Like what you get from the chip shop.

It's good, but it's not right.

Because his name is RONTOS.

[frajer]

ROY: Can I go in my dressing room now?

RONTOS: No. I need it. You can use mine.

ROY: But yours exists as a purely digital construct.

RONTOS: That sounds like a Roy problem.

[Glebe]

"Rontos Chips, you are hereby charged with the wanton withholding
of your first name and the general confusion that has thus been wrought."

[kalowski]

Behold! I am Rontos Chips
I am not of your world
But fear me not
I will do you no harm

[The Dog]

I've never accepted that 'modernized' Mr Chips. More recently we've had the similarly-disgraceful CG Dogtanian.

Apparently they tried to modernise Roy Walker too, but it went horribly wrong. He doesn't ask people to say what they see anymore, because what they see now is unspeakable.

[Mr Farenheit]

ROY: Rontos, what are you doing here? It's three in the morning.

RONTOS: Rontos wants whisky

ROY: There's no whisky here, Rontos




(Next day)

ROY: Rontos, were filming in 10 minutes and I've no idea what catchphrases you're going to do. Now, are you going to give me the flipping answers?

RONTOS: There's no answers here, Roy

[idunnosomename]

Hey Roy Walker lives near me. I should go have intercourse with him.

[Glebe]

Hey Roy Walker lives near me. I should go have intercourse with him.

Riiiiiight!!

[Alberon]

RONTOS: We're at a junction. Which way now?

ROY: Riiight!

RONTOS: But that's a cul-de-sac! Are you sure? We're lost aren't we?

ROY: Riiight!

RONTOS: Fucks sake!

[Glebe]

CONTESTENT: Barking up a giant cartoon tree?

ROY: Leeeeeft!!!!

[kalowski]

ROY: Say what you see.

RONTOS: You are a fly trapped in aspic, Roy.

[Glebe]

ROY: Say what you see.

RONTOS: You are a fly trapped in aspic, Roy.

Riiiiiight!!!!

[kalowski]

ROY: Hey! Who took my cheese and pickle sandwich from the ITV fridge?

RONTOS: Nom-nom-nom

ROY: RONTOS!!!

[Glebe]

Who remembers the Aardman animation Wallace & Rontos?

[kalowski]

RONTOS: Knock Knock
ROY: Who's there?
RONTOS: You fucking piece of shit. Is that it?

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Rontos, are you related to Mr.Blobby, begat of Neol Edmunds?