Rontos Chips: a life in pixels

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A siamese twin is easily bummed

[frajer]

One is the loneliest Rontos that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest Rontos since the number one

[Glebe]

Mr. Men reboot "will be edgier."

[Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead]

I always assumed some kind of costly split-screen technique was employed but yeah, why would they bother with that when self-bilocation mating procedures were still being subsidised.

Good point. And it's certainly true that the experimental cloning programme never quite managed to provide the hoped-for results, despite the optimistic captioning:

[idunnosomename]

That's BLOCKBUSTERS!

Ballooney Left:

rontos inflation fetish

[Goldentony]

AND WE'E BACK! Jon d'you want t- Jon, where's Jon got to?

JON IS PART OF THE TUNNEL NOW

the what? the whee? naw naw this is live now, hold on [shouts at floo] JOOOOOOOOOOOOOON? JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON? JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONFUCKINANSWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERQUESTIONNNNNNN?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

fuckin tunnel you said

IT IS A NETWORK WITHIN CODE##MACHINE LANGUAGE

ah fuck this [shouts at wall] JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSFUCKINTUNNELINNERFUCKEINWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL? FUCINANSWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERQUESYIONNNNNMOVEONTONEXTROOOOOOOOOOOUND

IT ISNT A REAL TUNNEL

COUNCIL WONT LIKE THAT ONE BIT, JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

[Glebe]

Animated Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy disappoints.

[kalowski]

Why is nobody talking about the fact that sometimes there are two Rontoses? Can he bilocate? Is there actually a warehouse full of them, like there was Queen Mums, and they just trot another one out when they need to? Or is it some camera jiggery-pokery to make it look like there's two on screen when in fact, like Jeremy Irons in that classic Meatloaf/Cher collaboration, there's actually only one?

I thought he built an army of Rontos robots like Superman.

[Glebe]

It's Rontos' brother, Stavros.

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That's BLOCKBUSTERS!

Ballooney Left:

It genuinely annoys me that he isn't looking where he's fucking going, Roy

How can he stride so blithely into a steam pipe, pop his mouth around it, close his lips tightly enough that he'll inflate yet still give off vibes of being a victim.  It's either intentional or the most absurdly misplaced behaviour yet known.

I like how the pipe wangles him into a new position once he has been hooked.

[jobotic]

Rontossing

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^ How come I don't get a proper quotation of images that I have pasted in?


This is outright discrimination against people who aren't funny enough to be in the guffaw thread clique.

[Captain Z]

Is Rontos a minion?

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Is Rontos a minion?

Don't minions wear goggles?

[buttgammon]

Don't minions wear goggles?

They need to do it to keep Rontos's cum out of their eyes.

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But they wouldn't surely mind the spunk of a fellow minion jutting into their corneas

[buttgammon]

Not in the case of Mr Chips. "Ugh, you don't know where it's been", they always say.

[TheGingerAlien]

Rontosposters will enjoy this

https://twitter.com/dandouglas/status/1483115148902555650

although fuck he used the censored version. if someone tells him he'll probably change it

This guy is doing God's work here.  Been meaning to check in to see how he was getting on with his Duke stuff, cheers!

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Not in the case of Mr Chips. "Ugh, you don't know where it's been", they always say.

That would imply he isn't a minion, I'd respond.

[jobotic]

^ How come I don't get a proper quotation of images that I have pasted in?


This is outright discrimination against people who aren't funny enough to be in the guffaw thread clique.

'Cos I'm a cunt



Apologies though, although if I modify it now you'll look foolish. So I won't.

[TheGingerAlien]

"Do you think Rontos looks a bit, err, stretched Phil?"

"NAHHHH FUCK IT, GOOD ENOUGH. PUB!"

[kalowski]

"Do you think Rontos looks a bit, err, stretched Phil?"

"NAHHHH FUCK IT, GOOD ENOUGH. PUB!"

Cock tongue?
Tonguing the cock?

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It's a rontos tongue twister, roy

[frajer]

"You ever seen Society, Roy?"

[Glebe]

"You ever seen Society, Roy?"

Then we'll all sing together
Society waits for Rontos

[idunnosomename]

vomit intestine rontos

[Goldentony]

ROOY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHORIZO

no yalright there rontos son, not for us no christ alive

[The Mollusk]

David Cronenburg's "The Rontos"

[jobotic]

BERES BUMBING BRONG BIB MY BUNG, BOY

BELP BE

[Goldentony]

BELP BEEE BOO CUNT