Shitting and cumming at the same time

[madhair60]

Heard on the playground that this was nice so I tried this once, got the timing down, got to the vinegar strokes and did a big shit at the same time that I went off.

Ultimately quite a confusing, unsatisfying experience. It lacked the presumed focus of a proper arse-fucking, and frankly just distracted from the orgasm. Anyway, thanks for reading.

[JamesTC]

Try cumming and sneezing next.

[flotemysost]

I've mentioned it before but someone I know, who worked in a particularly deso call centre where staff toilet breaks were strictly timed, used to set himself the challenge of achieving both in the allotted slot. Though I dunno if it was at the same time, or if not, which order he favoured.

[pancreas]

This considers a rewrite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1cjaheraq8

[buttgammon]

My mate Leigh once claimed to have pissed, shat, burped, farted, coughed and sneezed simultaneously.

[Mr Trumpet]

Ah, the old self-exorcism

[chveik]

i'm proud of you son

[shoulders]

My mate Leigh once claimed to have pissed, shat, burped, farted, coughed and sneezed simultaneously.

No vomit
No scabs
No hiving
No sweat
No hiccup
No trembling

Shit mate

Leigh, you have a long road ahead

[David Pielingtonburygrot]

One of my favourite Laurie Anderson tracks

[shiftwork2]

This considers a rewrite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1cjaheraq8

The most disturbing thing I have ever seen, thanks

[Sebastian Cobb]

they call it the 'grandslam' in the trade

[idunnosomename]

did you cum into the turd? then wipe it all over your body? that's what it's all about

[Tony Tony Tony]

I can see no issues with this technique, save having to use twice as much toilet paper as usual.

[Captain Z]

I dunno, I used a hell of a lot more than usual cleaning up the chair.

[bgmnts]

I have to give a stool sample tomorrow for my cough and I may try and jizz at the same time now just for the challenge.

[Tony Tony Tony]

I have to give a stool sample tomorrow for my cough and I may try and jizz at the same time now just for the challenge.

Meanwhile I have to give a jizz sample tomorrow. [Complete as approriate]

[mattyc]

Genuinely impressed by the fact you tried it once and pulled it off.

[Pink Gregory]

Surely you have to be careful around bathroom affairs/wanking because sometimes your tubes get confused and you get that thing where you feel like you really need a piss but you have nothing  more to give.

[The Mollusk]

did you cum into the turd? then wipe it all over your body? that's what it's all about

The John Waters Hokey Cokey

[Jittlebags]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vq63q45qfk

[Fambo Number Mive]

You'd think there would be a country and western song about this.

[kittens]

like all men who live with their partners, i now perform all of my masturbation while sitting on the toilet. it's inevitable that once or twice you're going to end up shitting at the same time as you do a cum, it just makes sense to get it all out of the way. it's efficient, entirely emptying that whole zone in one go. deal with everything my lower quarters requires in one 20 minute trip to the toilet. i now only enter that vile room every two or three days. i am close to eliminating it from my life entirely, but i can't puzzle out that final step. nappies? maybe it's nappies

[buttgammon]

like all men who live with their partners, i now perform all of my masturbation while sitting on the toilet. it's inevitable that once or twice you're going to end up shitting at the same time as you do a cum, it just makes sense to get it all out of the way. it's efficient, entirely emptying that whole zone in one go. deal with everything my lower quarters requires in one 20 minute trip to the toilet. i now only enter that vile room every two or three days. i am close to eliminating it from my life entirely, but i can't puzzle out that final step. nappies? maybe it's nappies

Some of us have standards (i.e. a shower and/or periods when we have the place to ourselves)!

[Pink Gregory]

So can people generally do poos without also consequently doing wees at the same time?

Is this a thing that's normal?

[thecuriousorange]

RIP HS Art.

[The Bumlord]

Luv me shit
Luv me cum
Simple as

[madhair60]

RIP HS Art.

It's not HS Art. I actually did it. It happened. You wish it was HS Art because you don't have the coordination to pull it off. Prick.

[Butchers Blind]

This is peak CaB.

[madhair60]

This shouldn't be in H.S Art because it isn't whimsy. I really did this. It was not easy to do.

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Heard on the playground that this was nice so I tried this once, got the timing down, got to the vinegar strokes and did a big shit at the same time that I went off.

Ultimately quite a confusing, unsatisfying experience. It lacked the presumed focus of a proper arse-fucking, and frankly just distracted from the orgasm. Anyway, thanks for reading.

Fantastic use of a playground too.  Well done!