Apologises to people with pre-paid funeral plans

[itsfredtitmus]

I've given all the people that paid for their funeral in advance a couple of extra strong bin liners and a map to the local tip there's just no zeal in funeralcare anymore I'm throwing in the sack I'm no longer an undertaker

[itsfredtitmus]

DO NOT ASK ME TO PLAN YOUR FUNERAL IT WONT HAPPEN

[Replies From View]

Excuse me the bin liner has split, clearly revealing the face of this corpse.  I wouldn't mind but buses aren't empty, passengers absolutely shriek to high heaven when they see a corpse face, and bus drivers don't refund when they boot you off these days.


Why did you say it was two extra strong bin liners when it was self-evidently a single ply, very weak one.