Wimblewrong 2023 - Round 1 - Dr Trouser vs PlanktonSideburns

[Clive Dogshit]

don't FUCK IT UP planktons sideburn!!

[PlanktonSideburns]

Can I post the same image flipped horizontally

[touchingcloth]

You can do whatever you like. I mean—you know—people are entitled to their photoshop proclivities, you know, let there be a thousand blossoms bloom as far as I'm concerned, you know—but I ain't voting for it it because in the meantime, every three months, a billionaire is imploded to pieces by a deathsub sex toy in the North Atlantic.

[PlanktonSideburns]

thats the FUCKIN PROBLEM

[touchingcloth]

Is it wrong that I want to lick it?

Sorry, that was meant for the other match.

[PlanktonSideburns]

[touchingcloth]

Dr Trouser. But a valiant effort from Plankton and I enjoyed his first return. I would have voted for him if he had the courage of his convictions to create a novel work simply by mirroring his opponent's.

[PlanktonSideburns]

i panicked, its all yours trou

[Fambo Number Mive]

Dr Trouser, but I enjoyed Plankton's shots. Hope your wife and baby feel better soon, Plankton!

[selectivememory]

Great effort both. Have to go with Dr Trouser for that very imaginative and brilliantly executed opener.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Dr Trouser, but I enjoyed Plankton's shots. Hope your wife and baby feel better soon, Plankton!

ah thanks fambs

[KaraokeDragon]

Doc Trouser

Wishing for speedy recoveries at Chez Plankton!

[Dr Trouser]

i panicked, its all yours trou

Ah mate, sorry you had to pull out. Hope all sorts itself out soon.

Enjoyed your return shot, sorry we didn't see your full on second thrust.

[Ferris]

Trouser for me as well, but plankton goes out with his head held high (for me, Clive).

[superthunderstingcar]

Loved PlanktonSideburns's first return, but the vote has to go to Dr Trouser.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Trouser for me as well, but plankton goes out with his head held high (for me, Clive).

means alot, coming from another fellow resolution dodger

[Ferris]

means alot, coming from another fellow resolution dodger

Imagine entering WimbleWrong and thinking "well, I'd best follow the rules".

Pathetic.

[Fishfinger]

I guess it's over, but I must vote Trouser anyway to recognise that those are two great shots.

[Cerys]

Dr Trouser for making me want to experience a doomed submersible in the vicinity of my ladyparts.

[Mr Farenheit]

I have to know more about that toilet cleaning apparatus but Dr Trouser gets the vote. The serve especially was really good.

[Wonderful Butternut]

Dr Trouser

The Durex shot wins most Wimblewrong matches, I'm afraid.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Scribbles furiously into notes for next year

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Dr Trouser for me, sorry Plankton mate. Hope all is well at Chez Sideburns soon.

[PlanktonSideburns]

How do you know my son is called chez

[Clive Dogshit]

sorry to see plankton go out but after spending an evening photoshopping Hitler spunking on a Betfred window I kind of wish I'd spent it doing something else

[PlanktonSideburns]

sorry to see plankton go out but after spending an evening photoshopping Hitler spunking on a Betfred window I kind of wish I'd spent it doing something else

I'm glad you didn't do something else

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

DT

[Johnny Yesno]

Doc T

[TheGingerAlien]

DT knocked it out of the park, but great match all round.

[Spoon of Ploff]

For putting their child above WimbleWrong, PlanktonSideburns has let us all down very badly.

And I have no alternative but to cast my vote for Dr Trouser