Round One: Slim vs. Purple Tentacle

[slim]

*fop*

[fanny splendid]

Heh heh!

[Deadman97]

*fop*

(picture)

Stop the constest. Winner.

[Purple Tentacle]

Hehe. Bugger!

[butnut]

That really is a brilliant serve!

[Rubbish Monkey]

oh my... fantastic!

[rudi]

Christ almighty.

An ace, surely?

[Lee]

I've got 3 out of 4*... who's Gareth though?

[Frinky]

Duckman, innit?

Tracey will love how you broke her eyes.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Lurvely stuff. I fit nicely into Brent's suit.

[Toad in the Hole]

Fantastic.  Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's The Duck Man for Gareth.  Has it been commented on before that S?-S! looks uncannily like Griff Rhys-Jones there?

[Partridge's Love Child]

Cuh, tennis these days - it's all just big powerful booming serves.

Fantastic stuff, slim.

[The Duck Man]

Fantastic.  Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's The Duck Man for Gareth.

Yeah, it's me. Someone said I looked Mackenzie Crook in the "post your pictures" thread.

I'm honoured, slim, Sort of...

[Purple Tentacle]

[fanny splendid]

Heh heh, great return.

Isn't it amazing what photoshop can do to make normal things like beards be coloured in such a fantastical way?

[Purple Tentacle]

I realised I should have used one of your sunsets, fanny, to crawly bum-lick for at least one vote.

Bugger!

[slim]

Sorry, I have tried three different shots now but none were satisfactory. I am working on it.

[Almost Yearly]

Classic burnout.

[Morgan]

Very nice slim - love the chess bit!

[slim]

Classic burnout.

If by that you mean an utter lack of creativity blended with ridiculously high self-set standards, then yes, I am that mental wreck of a man. In my defence, it's not an easy shot to draw something out of... there's a lot of spin on that ball.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Very nice slim - love the chess bit!

Here's your original moment of glory:

To be fair, us chess players have had it coming for a long time now

[slim]

*poop*

[Lee]

:D

PT's going to have to work very hard to pull this one back in his favour.

[Tom Rad]

:D

PT's going to have to work very hard to pull this one back in his favour.

I agree! That's fantastic, slim!

[Purple Tentacle]

To be honest with you guys, my heart's not really in it.

Congratulations slim!

[slim]

Eep!

Awww, shame. I'd shake your hand vigorously but I'm not sure where it's been.

[Frinky]

Bearing in mind that PT is an ego with a beard attached, I'm sure the truth of the matter is that after the opening shot he's taken his ball home in a huff becuase you scored a better goal than him.

No-one likes a sore loser, PT.



No-one likes you.

[Purple Tentacle]

Hehe. You know when you spend ages painstakingly using the lasoo tool to cut out something, slip and draw a sodding great diagonal line across the selection, so try again, and try again, then place your wacky cutout on the canvas and see that it's shit, and try to put some interesting lighting on it, and it's still shit, and just sigh and say 'what's the bloody point'?

Still, as a present to you slim, I'll let you use what I was 'working' on, and see if you can make it funny in your next match.



edit: Frinky I'm clean shaven with a shaved head you speccy fucking spaz-cunt.

[slim]

:)

[butnut]

You see, that's brilliant.