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Wimblewrong 2023 - Round 1 - DoesNotFollow vs Clive Dogshit (NSFW)

Started by DoesNotFollow, July 10, 2023, 03:16:21 PM

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touchingcloth

#30
July 13, 2023, 10:23:01 AM
One of those banned versions of Roald Dahl's Revolting Rhymes.

BlodwynPig

#32
July 13, 2023, 10:51:56 AM
Quote from: Clive Dogshit on July 13, 2023, 10:43:23 AMI drew it with a pen.

It looked very familiar. Was thinking Thunderdogs album but also Touchingcloth's answer rings bells. Or even

Clive Dogshit

#33
July 13, 2023, 11:12:51 AM
Quote from: BlodwynPig on July 13, 2023, 10:51:56 AMIt looked very familiar. Was thinking Thunderdogs album but also Touchingcloth's answer rings bells. Or even



I haven't heard of any of those things. You'll just have to trust me that it came from my mind, travelled down my arm and out through my hand via a pen onto a piece of paper.

touchingcloth

#34
July 13, 2023, 11:19:19 AM
Draw me like one of your wanking Nazi wolves.

BlodwynPig

#36
July 13, 2023, 11:30:45 AM
Quote from: Clive Dogshit on July 13, 2023, 11:12:51 AMI haven't heard of any of those things. You'll just have to trust me that it came from my mind, travelled down my arm and out through my hand via a pen onto a piece of paper.

Wasnt criticizing! Just reminded me of something. Good job.

Shaxberd

#38
July 13, 2023, 11:35:20 AM
Fucking hell, I can almost smell that last one.

Banger of a match, this, I'm loving the filthy chaotic underground comix style.

touchingcloth

#41
July 13, 2023, 12:08:23 PM
Oh god, I PROMISED myself I wouldn't wank today.

Cerys

#42
July 13, 2023, 12:45:00 PM
I made no such vow.

Vodkafone

#43
July 13, 2023, 12:49:46 PM
Terrific match so far. I'm looking forward to the return - a deft passing shot down the line, I expect.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

#44
July 13, 2023, 03:12:14 PM
Jesus

The Mollusk

#45
July 13, 2023, 10:05:16 PM
Wow that second shot is astonishing

Ferris

#47
July 13, 2023, 10:50:47 PM
Quote from: idunnosomename on July 13, 2023, 10:36:38 PMgood lord what is happening in here

Aurora borealis?

selectivememory

#49
July 14, 2023, 12:47:03 AM
God, you're both brilliant. DoesNotFollow, but it could easily have gone the other way.

Ferris

#50
July 14, 2023, 01:05:53 AM
DNF for me, no coming back from that opener though the quality of competition was incredible.

touchingcloth

#51
July 14, 2023, 01:51:55 AM
I think Clive for the first volley of DNF's immense serve. Quality match, one for the (wolf's) annals.

PlanktonSideburns

#52
July 14, 2023, 06:25:29 AM
Breaks my heart to vote either way,

Clive for me, Clive

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

#53
July 14, 2023, 06:30:30 AM
Next level match

DNF, but so close.

WhoMe

#54
July 14, 2023, 06:35:03 AM
DNF, brilliant opening serve. The big turd having his knob out just because in the last shot made me laugh. Good match!

BlodwynPig

#55
July 14, 2023, 06:58:30 AM
Excellent and original from both, but Clive for their first

Cerys

#56
July 14, 2023, 07:33:17 AM
DNF, but it was one hell of a difficult decision.

KaraokeDragon

#57
July 14, 2023, 07:49:22 AM
DNF. But that serve was so immense I couldn't have come up with as good a return volley as Mr Dogshit did if you gave me a year. A sublimely grotesque contest.

Fambo Number Mive

#58
July 14, 2023, 08:17:35 AM
DoesNotFollow, but as always very close.

Mr Farenheit

#59
July 14, 2023, 08:49:27 AM
Best and most original match so far.DNF gets my vote, both shots disgustingly good, the first knocked me off my chair. Clive's returns also satisyingly vile, especially the first.
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