Your New Year's resolutions

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Just planning on being more fabulous.

[Buelligan]

Impossible!

[Das Reboot]

Going to let my nostril hair grow out for a few months to see what I'm dealing with in the event I end up in a coma or something.

May repeat the same experiment with my ears, though there's always the danger the barber will offer to take care of that.

[QDRPHNC]

Stop smoking (I was off them for years and started again in 2023, although to nowhere near the same frequency).
Stop smoking weed (already doing this).
Finish writing project.
Start next writing project.
Finish portfolio.
Start seriously marketing myself (horrible, but I don't think I can go back to an office job).
Save up enough to do desert road trip with fam near the end of the year.
Lose 40lbs.
Get hench.

[Terry Torpid]

I've got a simple one: shave every day. I sometimes leave it too long, then the stubble is a bit too tough to shave properly, so I have to use an electric trimmer first, then shave to finish the job. Ends up taking more time in the long run.

[Zetetic]

- Get one (1) helix piercing
- Get back on the zero (0) opinions wagon

Relating to being trapped in the middle of fucking nowhere with my dying/resurrected (TBC) mother while having my hormones go to shit:
- Don't let relationship with food get completely broken
- Exercise, somehow
- Pass driving test (booked for March)
- Don't tell ex-boyfriend to come and bite and fuck me, it will not be good for his emotional development

- Relentless kindness to mother and to partner, unironically but to the point where one of them snaps and tells me to pack it in

Consistently managing about 75% of these roughly 60% of the time, three weeks in.

BEAT THAT (?)

[Dex Sawash]

My 2024 goal of 3-5 additions to my CaB buddy list is within reach

[tookish]

My 2024 goal of 3-5 additions to my CaB buddy list is within reach

Added you mate. What does it even do?

[GMTV]

My annual weight loss resolution is going well by me already weighing more than I did at the start of the year

[Dex Sawash]

Added you mate. What does it even do?

Sends a notification to the person you added and I think makes your name a special color on the members online list

[Zetetic]

- Get one (1) helix piercing
- Get back on the zero (0) opinions wagon

Relating to being trapped in the middle of fucking nowhere with my dying/resurrected (TBC) mother while having my hormones go to shit:
- Don't let relationship with food get completely broken
- Exercise, somehow
- Pass driving test (booked for March)
- Don't tell ex-boyfriend to come and bite and fuck me, it will not be good for his emotional development

- Relentless kindness to mother and to partner, unironically but to the point where one of them snaps and tells me to pack it in

Got the helix piercing, one failed driving test.

Mixed bag on the exercise and food front, particularly in the last week. Haven't had booze for two weeks though which I think counts for something.

[bgmnts]

Don't think I've gained any more weight this year so that's exceptional.

[mechanical blood goat]

I've never been on anyone's buddy list and I couldnae be happier.

[PlanktonSideburns]

I've never been on anyone's buddy list and I couldnae be happier.

Haha twat just added you

[mechanical blood goat]

Bah! You've ruined everything (but you've made a friend!)

[PlanktonSideburns]

Unfriended now

[mechanical blood goat]

You're dead to me.

[Toki]

My Who Gives a Crap resolution has been a storming success, everyone.