Anyone here like bath bombs

[Mobius]

Gotten into bath bombs lately

It's fun sitting in a fizzy green bath. My partner just bought me one that's a burger and you put the individual components in the bath and it changes colour. Some of them are cool shapes like you can get a dragon one for example.

Some have loads of glitter in so you days later you'll find some on your balls which can be entertaining!

Just a fun way to spice up a bath

[Mobius]

I've gotten up to the tomato bit of the burger and I'm pleased to report its a soap

[Zero Gravitas]

Mummy mummy!? Can I have a bath with Bubbles AND My Toys!?



Pathetic. Take a shower.

[thenoise]

My son loves then, we Father Christmas bought him one for Christmas that is a rainbow star, different colours spray out in all directions until the whole bath turns a murky orange.

I prefer bubbles myself, don't have to stare at my naked body in quite so much detail.

[BlodwynPig]

Polluting shit for cunts Mobius. Just use cold water and salt.

[shoulders]

Thought this was going to be about shitting in the bath

[seepage]

I've heard your mum likes a bath bomb

[thenoise]

Polluting shit for cunts Mobius. Just use cold water and salt.

Cold salty bath? Maybe I could drink salty cold brew coffee while I'm at it. State of this fucking country.

[ASFTSN]

I didn't know what to get you for Christmas so here's a dissolving cake of clown semen

[Buelligan]

Ask Uncle Joe, he'll send you some huge ones if you're "the right sort".  ARE YOU THE RIGHT SORT MOBIUS?

[madhair60]

i don't even like "baths"

[BlodwynPig]

Cold salty bath? Maybe I could drink salty cold brew coffee while I'm at it. State of this fucking country.

State of the environment!

[KennyMonster]

Alan Moore does, even though it results in pieces of glitter being left entangled in his beard.

Presumably then, in his pubes too.

Have you thought about that?

Why not think about Alan Moore's glitter stained pubes while reading the thread on Fry Ups?
It'll put you off eating meat and help you achieve your Veganury goals.

DO IT!!!!!!

[idunnosomename]

do you remember

[Norton Canes]

Bath toys? The only thing I had to play with in the bath when I was a kid was my dad's cock.

[idunnosomename]

Daddy it wont peel back

Yes son... and one day... it will happen to you too

[seepage]

do you remember

why is he 18+
is he less innocent than he looks?

[thenoise]

State of the environment!

You know what else is good for the environment? Showers and tap water. Just because it makes people suffer doesn't necessarily make mother nature smile.

[madhair60]

i like pissing in the bath and just lying there soaking in my own piss

[touchingcloth]

They make shark attack ones now









They haven't got the guts to make a gutted surfer.

[BlodwynPig]

Wibble.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I haven't had a bath since 2009.

[idunnosomename]

I haven't had a bath since 2009.

how do you smell?

[MojoJojo]

I'm not a fan, but I think it would have been better if we used them on Dresden instead of regular bombs.

[FredNurke]

The Germans would only have used Dresden bombs on Bath. All that lovely china everywhere - not worth the risk.

[touchingcloth]

I'm not a fan, but I think it would have been better if we used them on Dresden instead of regular bombs.

Slaughterhouse-Five would have had a very different impact.

[Sebastian Cobb]

how do you smell?

An odor binds to a receptor within the nasal cavity, transmitting a signal through the olfactory system, but that's not important right now.

[Jerzy Bondov]

My kid got one for christmas, we put it in the bath and it barely fizzed at all, and then the water went brown. Kid climbed in and said he'd done a 'runny poo', and laughed and laughed

[Beagle 2]

Got a Santa one last year that turned the bathwater blood-red. Had a lot of fun leaving a goodbye note, slumping lifelessly and convincing the kids I had emptied my veins. We did laugh.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I don't think I've had a bath since 2009.