It went down like...

[Vodkafone]

'a lead balloon' is far too passé. Because of that, I have tended to go for 'a cup of cold sick' but I find that even that has gone a bit stale (so to speak), so it's time a refresh i reckon.

A job like this calls for the finest verbwhores the English speaking world has to offer, so get to it you urchins...

[Vodkafone]

I suppose we could also do 'sack of potatoes' while we're here. Save on petrol.

[famethrowa]

I remember old Ozzy saying "that went down like a nun's knickers" on his TV show

[Buelligan]

Starmer in Rochdale?

Biden in Michigan..?

Starmer on Biden.

Too soon?

[OpenMikeKnight]

like a fart at a funeral

[Senior Baiano]

like your mum on a tramp's cock

[checkoutgirl]

Someone else's fart in your space suit.

[Cleveland Steamer]

Turd in a lift

[katzenjammer]

Never understand these. A sack of spuds and a lead balloon would go down very well. Ozzy's is better

[studpuppet]

"...a $20 blowjob" - Lemmy in Eat The Rich.

[fit bird]

it went down y'all...like the wall of berlin

[anton dick]

A 9/11 at a world trade centre

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Chinatown

[Senior Baiano]

Like funkytown. Funky town centre, here you come

[Jittlebags]

like a pork pie at a bar mitzvah

was a popular one back in the 90s. Not sure you could use it now.

[Cleveland Steamer]

A poorly timed "shit for cunts" bellowed in the middle of an almost empty Sam Smiths

[Drop Dead Fred]

A bag of shit

[Underturd]

An imploded submersible.

[Senior Baiano]

Galloway on a bowl of milk

[Sebastian Cobb]

a brick in shit

[Zero Gravitas]

his passengers.

[Icehaven]

That Titanic submarine that was topical last year.

[Butchers Blind]

a captive at Epstein island

[Underturd]

That Titanic submarine that was topical last year.

An imploded submersible.

Great minds and all that.

[Zero Gravitas]

That Titanic submarine that was topical last year.

It went down very well though, it's surviving while down it had the problem with.

Do people use the phrase "Went down like a..." to mean went down in line with expectations up until a certain point when external pressure obliterated it and the remaining disintegrated component parts then went further down?

I don't think so.

[Icehaven]

It went down and blew up. That's going down badly.

[Russ L]

Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
Charlie how your angels get down like that

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Your mother, for she is a wanton slattern who I've heard tell enjoys it up both avenues.

[privatefriend]

A kilogram of feathers.

[superthunderstingcar]

a plane on Emmerdale Farm


(or Lockerbie, if you want to be an edgelord)