It went down like...

[Keebleman]

"...Bobby Crush on an oil rig."  Jasper Carrott, 1976.  Although his preface is "I was going down like..."  It was a routine about a bad gig.

I heard that in 1983 and already Mr Crush's star had fallen so far I didn't know who he was.

[frajer]

a Del Boy through a bar

[Buelligan]

Inflatable Trump with a little prick.

[Norton Canes]

A correct opinion in an IDLES thread

[Underturd]

Franz Reichelt BASE jumping.

[idunnosomename]

your mum on a tramp's cock

stereophonics consider

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Downy McDownface

[steve98]

A lit fart at an arson-prevention symposium.

[Vodkafone]

a cactus bap

[lauraxsynthesis]

Ayr town centre

[Vodkafone]

Ayr town centre

Ayrton Senna

[Kankurette]

Bruno Fernandes.

[frajer]

a Stormtrooper in a Star War

[Terence Bowl]

"Neymar worked his way into the box then went down like a lead balloon."

"I feel a bit sorry for Paul, his act went down like a sack of potatoes."

[mechanical blood goat]

A thread about new music in Oscillations

[kalowski]

like a pork pie at a bar mitzvah

was a popular one back in the 90s. Not sure you could use it now.

Why? Are they more allowed now?

[Chollis]

Sack of shit

[Dex Sawash]

Ark Royal

[Jittlebags]

Why? Are they more allowed now?

Nowadays it would be it went down like pulled pork at a bar mitzvah

[Sebastian Cobb]

like a pork pie at a bar mitzvah

was a popular one back in the 90s. Not sure you could use it now.

Reminds me that Braintax had the line

Your're like a pork-chop salesman at the Muslim shop
I'm like a hippie in a drought with a brand new crop

[Hank the Rapper]

"Dr. Mengele's magic act at a bar mitzvah."

From one of my all-time favourite Roger Mellie installments.