They're Turning the Humpback Whales GAY!!

[Blumf]

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/mms.13119 (NSFW Whale wangers!)

An observation of sexual behavior between two male humpback whales
...
Despite decades of research on humpback whales around the world, reports of penis extrusion by males are relatively rare and copulation in humpback whales has not yet been documented. This is the first report of penetration by a humpback whale, and the first report of sexual activity between two male humpback whales.

You spend decades try to catch some hot whale action, and it ends up being gay! What god would allow this? (a gay one)

[dissolute ocelot]

The clue is in the name! It's humpback, not humpfront, biologists!

[Zero Gravitas]

A cow for duty
A bull for pleasure
But a sea urchin for ecstasy

[Mr_Simnock]

humpback? more like brokeback whale, amirite

[imitationleather]

Humpback? More like eh... Hmmm... Errr...

No, I've got nothing.

[Zero Gravitas]

[Registering to lurk]

This is the worst possible news for Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

[All Surrogate]

I feel sorry for the ladies - scissoring is a non-starter.

[Zero Gravitas]

This is the worst possible news for Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

How do you know it's not the cause of Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home?

[Captain Z]

A sperm whale has been discovered with more than 2 million litres of spunk in its stomach.

[Jasha]

Oliver Reed considers rewrite etc

[Huxleys Babkins]

I feel sorry for the ladies - scissoring is a non-starter.

Plenty of options for sapphic whale relations;

• Slap fanny with tail
• Jet from blowhole onto clit
• Bristly gob all over minge, taint and arsehole
• Secret technique known as the "happy barnacle"

[All Surrogate]

Blimey, I knew whales were clever, but I didn't know they were that inventive! They could mollusks a run for their money.

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Disappointing - from the incomplete version of the title in the preview window I thought this thread was going to be about humpback bridges.

Are they gay as well now, do you think?

[Pink Gregory]

come all you trawlermen
forget your snapper and your prawn
for it's out of Ballina we'll sail
fishing for the gay humpback whale

[Rizla]

Humpbacks to the wall, lads!!!!

[Glebe]

Free Willy!

[jobotic]

Save sex the whale
but only if they're male

[Glebe]

My Humps.

[Underturd]

Did you see the thing about killer whales gutting great white sharks? It didn't say if it was a sex game gone wrong, but you never know.

[baptist]

Blue whales.

[Kankurette]

Whales? Gayles, more like.

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Disappointing - from the incomplete version of the title in the preview window I thought this thread was going to be about humpback bridges.

Are they gay as well now, do you think?

Still nobody wants to chat about humpback bridges?

Have you ever seen a coach or a bus grounded on top of one? It's one of the most magnificent sights in nature.

[Brian Freeze]

Did they used to be called Hunchback Whales until the woke brigade stuck their oar in?

Same goes for the bridges.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Whales? Gayles, more like.

[madhair60]

trotting out loads of hoary old homophobic jokes under the thinnest possible guise of irony: part 300,000,000

[dissolute ocelot]

According to Wikipedia they don't have humps or hunchbacks, they just bend over like that when they're diving. They do have big flippers though, hence their genus name Megaptera, so they probably give good handjobs.

[Kankurette]

SQUEEZE THAT SPERM, BOYS

trotting out loads of hoary old homophobic jokes under the thinnest possible guise of irony: part 300,000,000

Is it homophobic if you're bi yourself?

[idunnosomename]

I'm happy for these homosexual whales and wish them all the best.

[Russ L]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Gayle

"Lad Lit", you say.