Who's been shagging the dead, then?

[Underturd]

A number of bodies have been removed from a Hull funeral directors as part of a police inquiry.

An investigation was launched into Legacy Independent Funeral Directors after a report of concern for "care of the deceased", Humberside Police said.

Reckon I'm right?

[idunnosomename]

necrophilia? in Hull?

difficult to know what to say really.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Sounds like an employee has been grassed up. There was always a chance some rotten cunt would split on them.

[Underturd]

Inevitable :-D

[curiousoranges]

The living will envy the dead. At least their getting some.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

when there's no room left in Hull, the dead will go out on the pull

[kalowski]

Can't believe the dead are getting more sex than me.


Edit: Just realised this is making the same point.

The living will envy the dead. At least their getting some.

[jamiefairlie]

Hey, love is love, so I'm told. Stop kink shaming fash.

[pigamus]

Told you not to buy that parrot

[lauraxsynthesis]

Rock of ages... HEY!

[Midas]

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=107103

[Video Game Fan 2000]

well in my defense they're good listeners

[Underturd]

Crisps, eh?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Hey, love is love, so I'm told. Stop kink shaming fash.

Love is love
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
I'm dead

[shoulders]

Corpse ain't even cold


How couldya

[Underturd]

With the aid of some of that lubrication stuff.

[Oosp]

I'll Sleep (with you) When I'm Dead

[Kankurette]

So do you cover the corpse in chip spice and lick it off?

[Butchers Blind]

Son of Savile.

[thr0b]

[Zero Gravitas]

When I was 16 and deciding what my life would consist of we had to write to professional bodies and get blumpf sent from them, as a joke/curiosity I wasted by career planning by writing to the National Association of Funeral Directors.

What they sent back wasn't any professional advice but a package envelope containing 3 low production value DVDs where women were molested and/or men had sex with them in their "sleep" - now they weren't really sleeping, clearly these women were being paid to star in this fetish grot - and granted it's not necrophilia, buuuuut it's close.

[idunnosomename]

i always mix up hull and scarborough

[touchingcloth]

You're like the guy who fucked the corpse that gave us AIDS.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

of course they're all the grateful dead by the time...

[Video Game Fan 2000]

desecration? more like deez secretions

[Eggy Mess]

He looked so facking vulnerable

[steve98]

I'm repulsed at the thought of some Funeral bod wanking over my corpse; their meaty, pumping, navvy-fist and bulbous, beseeching balls spurting hot cum at my cold, grey, lifeless face.

[Oosp]

I fail to see what they get out of it. What's so great about some nerd walking in and squishing his gnarly dick into your decommissioned fundament?

[JesusAndYourBush]

As I walk a long the Bois du Boulogne with an independent air,
You can hear the girls declare,
He must be a millionaire,
You can hear them sigh and wish to die,
You can see them wink the other eye

You're like the guy who fucked the corpse that gave us AIDS.

[idunnosomename]

don't knock it till