Who's been shagging the dead, then?

[Ray Travez]

necrophilia? in Hull?

...in these shoes?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

when i see the look in their little faces, its almost like they're underground

[Oosp]

Get in grave for twenty minutes

[Russ L]

I'm definitely burying something today.

[elliszeroed]

More likely they were faking their cremations, or just not fridging bodies/ releasing them on time.

[hamfist]

You're like the guy who fucked the corpse that gave us AIDS.

who ate the spider that wriggled inside her and swallowed the fly - I guess she'll die. And then get railed in the morgue by a man who has never spoken to a woman who isn't his mother.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I'd be happy to leave my body to be rented out for sex after sex, if the money was guaranteed to go to an animal charity.

[Better Midlands]

[Paul Calf]

It's Hull. They probably couldn't tell the difference.

[baptist]

Perhaps they were using the corpses to make stop motion animation.

Wallace and Grommit - The Wrong Hole.

[idunnosomename]

If you think about, since plasticine is primarily oil-based, Wallace and Gromit are already largely composed of the bodies of dead sea creatures

[Oosp]

He only shagged the ashes

[Galeee]

It's Hull, in Yorkshire. Probably a maggot farm.

[Psybro]

Hey, I've been to Hull, it's nice.  Oh no hang on that was Barcelona actually.

[Underturd]

Beeaking news, two people arrested

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Perhaps they were using the corpses to make stop motion animation.

Wallace and Grommit - The Wrong Hole.

A Matter of Death and Death

[steve98]

It's really up to the individual to make him/her self as unattractive as possible prior to dying (I recommend tinned tuna-juice on the groin). And if they don't, well hell mend them.

[Blumf]

Hearing that it's shoddy practices, rather than diddling. The company is well known for not paying suppliers and generally being crap at managing it's clientele.

[Oosp]

Ingenious way to cover up one's necrodiddling: ensure the business's practices are generally a mess, and everyone will be too busy dealing with umpteen other infractions to even think to check for deviancy. Checkmate, losers

[steve98]

Ingenious way to cover up one's necrodiddling: ensure the business's practices are generally a mess, and everyone will be too busy dealing with umpteen other infractions to even think to check for deviancy. Checkmate, losers

That's a good word: necrodiddling. I can imagine The Wurzels using that - I Am A Necro-Diddler, I diddle all of the day; I am a necro-diddler; it soothes all me troubles away, O argh  o argh ay,  o argh o argh ay

[Russ L]

That's a good word: necrodiddling. I can imagine The Wurzels using that - I Am A Necro-Diddler, I diddle all of the day; I am a necro-diddler; it soothes all me troubles away, O argh  o argh ay,  o argh o argh ay

Whatever we think of the necrdiddling of human corpses, I think we can all agree that necrodiddling the taxidermy dog is going too far.

[seepage]

that dog brings an unwanted air of menace to the proceedings: "funny, how exactly?"

[greenman]

necrophilia? in Hull?

Housemartins comeback album title?

[dissolute ocelot]

I heard it's just a simple case of preserving the bodies in the same fluid they use for the pickled eggs.

[Underturd]

Doesn't everyone do that?

[Icehaven]

Breaking news; a local butcher has been arrested now too.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

Proud to call Hull the City I was born in, and then moved away from.

[imitationleather]

I think Hull is nice.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Prince William

[Underturd]

I wouldn't put it past the toothy little prick.