''Verbwhores'' that you have met

[Small Man Big Horse]

I met a verbwhore once who I recently discovered is now Paul Sinha's husband. Not sure if I'm allowed to reveal which one it is though.

[Pink Gregory]

I've been in the same room as kittens without either of us knowing

[Kryton]

Shit!

Met him too in Nottingham

Great lad, I believe he's in Germany now and settled down. Not spoken to him for a while to be honest. I'll check through mutual friends and report back.

[chveik]

I've only had the chance to meet their gorgeous horny dads :(

[idunnosomename]

When we look up at the moon, it is the same moon

[Kryton]

When we look up at the moon, it is the same moon

Moons. We have two now. Catch up boomer.

[Kryton]

One the size of a car and one the size of a moon

[Danger Man]

I met a verbwhore once who I recently discovered is now Paul Sinha's husband. Not sure if I'm allowed to reveal which one it is though.

I'm happy to reveal that it's me. The chance of two Anglo-Indians getting married was too good to turn down.

[idunnosomename]

#OneMoonOneBritain

[madhair60]

i met Neil but he didnt' know

[Ambient Sheep]

I met a verbwhore once who I recently discovered is now Paul Sinha's husband. Not sure if I'm allowed to reveal which one it is though.

*Googles*

Fucking hell, no way!  Well I've met him too, obviously, as have a couple of dozen other people here.

That's... kinda... something. :-)

Bless them both.

[Gregory Torso]

I have never met anyone but I have a list.

[Danger Man]

i met Neil but he didnt' know

I've walked past Neil and Ambient Sheep but didn't say anything.

TAKE THAT!!!!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

*Googles*

Fucking hell, no way!  Well I've met him too, obviously, as have a couple of dozen other people here.

That's... kinda... something. :-)

Bless them both.

What. The. Fuck

[Ambient Sheep]

I've walked past Neil and Ambient Sheep but didn't say anything.

And as you know, I've never quite forgiven you.  Happening to have your wife with you is a poor excuse.

Were Neil and I actually standing together at the time?  Because if so that cuts it down to about a 30-second window, unless you were in the curry house afterwards.

What. The. Fuck

I know, right?

[BlodwynPig]

I've walked past Neil and Ambient Sheep but didn't say anything.

TAKE THAT!!!!

I'm behind you now.

In your wife's underwear

[Danger Man]

Well...I say 'walked past'...I was actually pulled into his orbit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHABANANAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Captain Crunch]

I really enjoyed meeting nevertrustahippy.  He said he lived in Walsall and I said oh really do you know Daz and Smally and he said yes they're my good mates.  Not bad for a population of 70,000 odd.  We're still friends, don't see each other very often but good friends are like stars...

[Ambient Sheep]

Well...I say 'walked past'...I was actually pulled into his gravity

HAHAHAHAHAHAHABANANAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

*looks over the top of his imaginary half-moon glasses at you*

I'd like to tell you what happened to the last person who took the piss out of my weight on here, but I fear it might be a bit tasteless, all things considered. :-)

[Golden E. Pump]

Met Nowhere Man before I knew it was Nowhere Man at group job interview a few years back. He realised it was me because I mentioned Prince a lot.

Also, Dr Syntax Head is one of my real life dudes. We drink beers together and everything.

[Cuellar]

I've not met anyone.

People in general, I mean.

[Cloud]

Haven't met any.  I'd bore the tits off you.

[thecuriousorange]

I figured out that someone from another department in my old job was a verbwhore called "Xander".

[Bereft Isabella]

Met Nowhere Man before I knew it was Nowhere Man at group job interview a few years back. He realised it was me because I mentioned Prince a lot.

Really want to hear the rest of this story! In what context do you mention Prince at a job interview?

[bgmnts]

INTERVIEWER: Hello and your name is....?

GOLDEN E.PUMP: Prince.

[Famous Mortimer]

Really want to hear the rest of this story! In what context do you mention Prince at a job interview?

Audition for a Prince tribute band?

[imitationleather]

I've also have read 'Ace Your Job Interview With These Twenty-Seven Prince Anedcotes'.

[Baxter]

Outside of the confines of a meet? I saw Marv Orange on the street once, mutual slight confusion about what to greet each other as as non 'whores were present.

[imitationleather]

I used to bump into Eight Taiwanese Teenagers a lot. My girlfriends were always very impressed that I somehow knew such a handsome, polite and obviously successful man.

[Golden E. Pump]

You had to say an interesting fact about yourself. At the time I was in a funk band (who am I kidding, I'm always in a funk band) and so they asked me about my influences. I tried to play it cool and come across as someone with broad tastes but I just couldn't stop myself from saying 'Prince'.

We then got put into a smaller group and started talking about Prince. We should have called our group 'Oscillations'. It was then pretty cool to get a message a few months down the line saying 'I think you may have been this Prince guy' [NB - this not not ad verbatim, it was far more eloquent than that'].

Weirdly, Dr Syntax Head was/is the guitarist in that funk band.

Seven Degrees of CAB.