Things that brighten up your day slightly

[Lookalike Mark Chapman]

Something that's cheered me up today was reading in an old thread about the Bit of Fry and Laurie script book online archive that I'm working through now. I'm surprised that some of it is rehashed Saturday Night Fry stuff, but now I don't even have to bother poaching the books off e-Bay. If only they'd release some DVDs - that's mildly irritating, actually.

[Cerys]

Do you think he's enjoying us begging, Ces? Shall we do it some more? I can do a good <fall to my knees, weeping> if it's needed.  I'm pretty good at pouting, too.

I can pour dust all over my head if it'll help.  No shortage of dust, chez Robinson.

[TraceyQ]

I'm glad you're not starving. I was worried, I must admit.

I know! I'm still getting the packing done. I could fold Des in half and fit him inside one of these suitacases, I reckon. That'll teach him to go cutting his hair.

[Lee]

Deadman97 was right - The Punisher rules. Just been playing it, and it's fantastic. Like Manhunt, without the stealth. Can't wait to get back to it....

... but I'll have to, as I'm bidding on a rare KLF LP on eBay.

[Gazeuse]

Don't forget to pack the Kaolin And Morphine.

[Cerys]

I'm glad you're not starving. I was worried, I must admit.

I know! I'm still getting the packing done. I could fold Des in half and fit him inside one of these suitacases, I reckon. That'll teach him to go cutting his hair.

Ah, but this might all be a cunning ploy of his to get a free holiday.

Anyway, how could I starve with all these peanut M&Ms to hand?  Although on the subject of starving, I've discovered that it's inadvisable to eat shark during pregnancy.  I must try to remember that when the time comes.

[TraceyQ]

What? The time when shark is offered or the time when you are pregnant?

Gaz, I am all better now and by this time tomorrow I will be going "Verbwhores who? And lying in my sunlounger sipping an ice cold frappe. two weeks without you all. Oh, Lord. I'll shrivel and die.

[Gazeuse]

That's good...Don't drink the water and put paper down to prevent a recurrance!!!

Have a luvverly time!!!

[Des Nilsen]

Do you think he's enjoying us begging, Ces? Shall we do it some more? I can do a good <fall to my knees, weeping> if it's needed.  I'm pretty good at pouting, too.

I can pour dust all over my head if it'll help.  No shortage of dust, chez Robinson.

I'm scared. Who'd have though frizzy long hair would be missed. Frizzy long hair it is, then. But know this - I currently resemble Sideshow Bob, what with the fluffyness.

OR... My ellaborate ego-stroking exercise was a success! Ha-Haaaa!

Edit:

could fold Des in half and fit him inside one of these suitacases, I reckon. That'll teach him to go cutting his hair.   

Ah, but this might all be a cunning ploy of his to get a free holiday.

Oooooh! If only I were that clever. *slaps forehead*

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[Cerys]

Frizzy long hair it is, then.

Result!  Now I just have to get all this damn dust off me.

What? The time when shark is offered or the time when you are pregnant?

Exactly!

[TraceyQ]

Frizzy long hair it is, then.

Result!  Now I just have to get all this damn dust off me.

What? The time when shark is offered or the time when you are pregnant?

Exactly!

Here. You can use my vacuum of confusion.

[Cerys]

What is this 'vacuum' of which you speak...?

[TraceyQ]

The vacuum that is created in my brain by the confusion caused by A Conversation With Cerys Robinson.  That should shift the dust.

[Cerys]

Ooh, that's another thing that brightens up my day - being unexpectedly addressed by my new name.  Ta muchly!

[gazzyk1ns]

I think I imagined you'd keep yours. I was watching some dross like Wife Swap a while ago and there was a woman who insisted that the man changed his name to hers. Now, I can completely understand why a person would want to keep their name, but what kind of idiot would insist that the other party change theirs?

My "Thing that brightens up my day" is my cat, I was walking up the path earlier and  as I emerged from behind a tree  I saw my cat staring at me, it was really nice to see his eyes go from "Scared and ready to bolt" to "Ah! Hello! Give me some attention..."

[Deadman97]

Walking down the beach on a stunning day like today and noticing (through shades) scores of pretty girls doing that thing where they lie on their stomachs and sunbathe with their bikini tops undone, so you can see the sides of their boobs. Instant 40% incerase in day-coolness.

[gazzyk1ns]

I was watching that spoof ad, for "the ePod" on E4 yesterday and I caught a glimpse of something. "No... must just be me having a filthy mind". But the little roadsign does indeed appear to say what I thought it did (co-incidentally, someone upped it on UK Nova, so I had a closer look). They show it in the daytime, don't they? Shame the advert isn't very funny, really.

[wheatgod]

Unreadable

[Still Not George]

"BUKKAKE LANE"

[wheatgod]

So it is!
I wont pretend i dont know what that means.

[Ambient Sheep]

Yeah I spotted that as well.

I quite like the advert, but probably mainly because when I was under 10 people's living rooms really DID look like that.  Well my aunt's did anyway.

[Ken Oath]

Holy shit! Naive lil ol' me didn't know what bukkake was. (And I thought I knew every dirty practice there was.) I just googled it at work (clever boy), and was greeted with the face of a cum-drenched Asian girl. I'm rather glad my boss (the only person who can usually see my screen) is on leave this week. The whole incident has made me laugh, thus brightening my day. Aaaah.
So how come all youse know about bukkake? Dorty feckers.

[mook]

Holy shit!  So how come all youse know about bukkake? Dorty feckers.

Heh, I had a similar moment years back here. Oh, how I regret my curiosity getting the better of me and typing "tubgirl" into google.

[Sam]

Probably one for the pronunciation thread, but how is "bukkake" pronounced, anyway? No that I plan to use it in casual conversation or anything; I'm just curious!

[Hobo]

Boo-Ka-Kay

(or at least that's how I say it in casual coversations)

[mothman]

I once had an argument with someone at work who insisted, bizarrely, that José Feliciano was the first person to perform "Light my Fire," and not the Doors. So I entered "Light my Fire" into Altavista (the search engine I used at the time, Google was in its infancy) and one of the first links I clicked on featured a nice young lady lighting her fire. But really you'd think she'd have first tried putting on a few more clothes before going to all that extra trouble. . . All this in front of the IT manager who thought it was hysterically funny, especially given how mortified I felt for looking at internet porn at work. . .

[Sam]

Today I had my last exam. I now have 15 weeks of doing fuck all. To say my day has been brightened "slightly" would be a gross underestimate.  My only occupation now is to be a lord of leisure. Truly, this is the Summer of Sam.

[SurferGhost]

filthy bukkake talk

If I knew you were coming I'd have bukkake'd a cake

Always worth repeating, that one.

Which has brightened up my day slightly.

Soon to be repeated on an edition of Friday Night With Jonathan Ross near you, probably.

[Jemble Fred]

Well pardon me for being soppy, but: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050601/356/fk6qv.html.

I need to hurry up and find someone if I'm going to break their record.

[Cerys]

Awww, that's lovely!

... the key to a good marriage is not to sleep on an argument.

They're right, you know.  Arguments tend to lumpy and you inevitably end up falling out and banging your elbows.

My day was brightened today when I went out to buy a 3D jigsaw for my mum's birthday.  The shop I got it from had them reduced from £29.99 to £19.99, and then he only charged me fifteen quid for it!  Yay for Dai in Albatross, Aberystwyth.  Great bloke, great shop.  Quite made me not mind too much that I got horribly rained on.