HS Art 2 release date?

[popcorn]

When is HS Art 2 actually coming out?

I watched the trailers and it looks fucking epic but there still isn't actually a release date? Is this vaporware?

[Vodkafone]

I hope they fix the bugs from HSArt 1, especially the one that lets Ferris name threads.

[touchingcloth]

HS Art 2.0 started ages ago with the widespread availability of bald-created whimsy being its chief differentiator from HS Art 1 where people were largely passive consumers of mental illness rather than actively mentally ill.

hsart3 is already available in its early forms, what with decentralised phimosis running on baldchain protocols already.

[Ferris]

Wasn't that fussed about the original tbh.

[pancreas]

I heard it's basically just going to be a load of fan fic. Too many CGI pterodactyls with piping bags full of dogshit for beaks, if you can imagine it.

[Ray Travez]

Saw a documentary recently- apparently HS Art 1 is in danger of imploding, as it was never built to withstand the sucking gravitational force of so many jokes about Gregg Wallace. Every time a new one is posted, the structure loses a little more stability. Eventually- it's GREGG-A-GEDDON

[BlodwynPig]

My mate's dad has a pirated copy of HS Art 5.0 that his uncle brought over from Hong Kong. He says it lets you 'become' the whimsy and is well wicked, but when I went over to have a go his house was just the Backrooms.

[Ferris]

I'm still using the HS Art demo cd I got free taped to the outside of Nuts Magazine circa 2009.

It still runs fine, but the demo means you get logged out every 30 minutes. Not a huge deal, just need to refresh regularly or y

[popcorn]

If only it didn't take poor Ferris 40 minutes to type a post.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Am I the only one who uses my Xbox to access HSArt? I can also play the free HS Art XBox game Legend Gary: Pooing In The Wild where Gary has to defecate on as many doorsteps as possible before heading home to watch pornography with Daz.

[touchingcloth]

Apparently they're going to be calling HS Art 2 "HS Art V", and the current HS Art is being renamed A Bald Hope.

[Ferris]

I saw on Reddit they've gone woke. I shan't be purchasing.

[Bum Flaps]

I've seen a preview of a new CBBC cartoon version called 'The Real HS Art', including an infuriating character who's a kind of overenthusiastic puppy version of Hans.

1/5 would not watch unless paralytically hungover

[seepage]

There is NO HS Art 2.0 planned; any rumored AI features e.g. starting whole threads based on keywords such as 'gregg' or 'anus' will be included in HS Art 1 24H2 in October

[Shaxberd]

I'm boycotting HS Art 2 after they put microtransactions in. £10 to buy a lootbox with a 1/1000 chance to unlock the Desolation thread? Fuck that.

Very interested in the fanmade "HS Art Classic" project though. You can't reply to posts at the moment but the pixel art Legend Gary is gorgeous.

[touchingcloth]

Yeah as a bald man it was quite triggering to learn how much I had to spend to get a custom skin.

[Senior Baiano]

HS Art Babies

[Senior Baiano]

12 Part series on Disney+ based on the backstory of Jeff Politics

[Glebe]

[popcorn]

Good bg pic of Ferris being blown up there

[Glebe]

Good bg pic of Ferris being blown up there

Trying to catch a 'baseball' (?).

[Ferris]

IGN gave a preview version 7/10 so it must be absolute dog egg.

[Vodkafone]

IGN gave a preview version 7/10 so it must be absolute dog egg.

Some idiot reviewer called Stuart Gipp. Never trust that cunt.

[Glebe]

Currently 5% on Rotten Tomatoes. One critic called it 'fantastically dreadful'.