Ideas to enhance the customer experience at Go Ape

[poo]

Lickout booths

[shoulders]

Q-Skip for Divorcees

[Glebe]

[Video Game Fan 2000]

little red sticky tabs on the end of the bananas so they can be pulled out and reused more often

[Senior Baiano]

Half buried statue of liberty

[Video Game Fan 2000]

i think really annoying people should be allowed to take an ape home with them

[Cuellar]

Tragedy chanting

[Glebe]

i think really annoying people should be allowed to take an ape home with them

How about a macaque?

[Fambo Number Mive]

Go Gorilla. A more extreme version.

[bgmnts]

VX Gas into the staff room if they don't provide the ultimate customer experience.

[Captain Z]

Rings

[pancreas]

Sluicing crampons

[Video Game Fan 2000]

you should be able to email your ape on a website

[Russ L]

Hire Cuddles the orangutan as a Maitre D type figure.

[Cuellar]

Deluxe 'Atrocity' package

[touchingcloth]

What about if you climb a tree, walk a rope bridge, then perform a zipline into Piss Christ?

[Glebe]

Rings

[madhair60]

i have an idea but i shouldnt say it

[idunnosomename]

More apes

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

ape tax