A thread for moaning on and on about how the Marvel films are shite

[madhair60]

Have you done Thor or The Hulk yet?

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Thor, but he has the powers of Ant-Man.

Thants-Man.

[Blumf]

Thor except he has a screwdriver instead of a mallet

He has a jackhammer now, which means he has to rig up a generator whenever he needs to use it. Every scene is 20 minutes of him dragging in the air compressor, rigging it up and starting it.

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woman-hero, except her being a woman isn't the main gist of what she is

[Midas]

imagine "marvelling" over something as pedestrian as a film

[Goldentony]

is Matt Salinger, the son of author JD Salinger and actor who starred as Captain America in the 1990 Albert Pyun film Captain America, eligible for a multiverse appearance? and does that make Catcher In The Rye part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

[PlanktonSideburns]

woman-hero, except her being a woman isn't the main gist of what she is

So a bloke then

[dissolute ocelot]

is Matt Salinger, the son of author JD Salinger and actor who starred as Captain America in the 1990 Albert Pyun film Captain America, eligible for a multiverse appearance? and does that make Catcher In The Rye part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

Wasn't JD Salinger in The Simpsons, which is part of the Disney extended universe which includes the Marvel EU?

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Wasn't JD Salinger in The Simpsons, which is part of the Disney extended universe which includes the Marvel EU?

Apparently Marvel has its own European Union.  And the UK isn't even good enough to join it.

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CGI Warp World Man

He can totally do the most awesome CGI warping of his generation, fucking up everyone's senses and they get to call him a wizard and everything.  An entire wizard, and he is called STEPHEN

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Honey I Shrunk The Kids Man

The gimmick of this guy is he can do all the wicked stuff of Honey I Shrunk The Kids, such as riding a bee and sleeping in a "legos" (US version)

Doesn't do the honey nut loops bathing scene because the stakes would be too high

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Jurassic Park Man

stealing the main bits from Jurassic Park


Back to the Future Man

stealing the main bits from Back to the Future

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Cable Guy Man

stealing the main bits from the Jim Carrey vehicle Cable Guy

[Astronaut Omens]

Wasn't JD Salinger in The Simpsons, which is part of the Disney extended universe which includes the Marvel EU?

You're thinking of the other reclusive American author Thomas Pynchon.

[dissolute ocelot]

You're thinking of the other reclusive American author Thomas Pynchon.

You're right. There were a lot of Catcher refs but not JD himself. Some things are still free.

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Jurassic Park Man

stealing the main bits from Jurassic Park


Back to the Future Man

stealing the main bits from Back to the Future

LOL

[Sebastian Cobb]

I'd already got the gist before relying on formal-google translation but as I tapped it in I missed out the 'en' which made it even better. 

[madhair60]

still shit

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I'd already got the gist before relying on formal-google translation but as I tapped it in I missed out the 'en' which made it even better. 

WHERE AM I

you are in a reasonably small room