Little pleasures

[holyzombiejesus]

Needing a shit and realising that you've got a new magazine to read.

[biggytitbo]

- Urinating after a significant period of holding it in.
- Watching gits fail
- Solving a crime with a puppy sidekick
- A cool crisp 2 litre bottle of White Lightning on a hot summer morning
- Using the stairs in a building with lifts but stopping off at every floor and pressing the lift so those that use the lift will have to stop at every floor and they'll get really annoyed whilst I laugh because I'm already at my destination.

[Hank_Kingsley]

Smiting biggytitboy into parity.

[Sandow]

– When you get indents on your skin where the tops of your socks or any other piece of clothing is a bit too tight. Love giving that a good scratch.
– Current nightly sessions watching The Equalizer
– Finishing reading a book
– Eating freshly cooked, crispy roast potatoes
– Bowl of custard

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Sliding down a snowy mountainside at high speed on a bivvy bag (after checking for rocks at the bottom of the slope) - a pleasure denied by several weeks of mild weather, alas.

[I accept the terms of the]

The feeling of relief after a shit that hurt you.

[hoverdonkey]

- A smile from a stranger
- Climbing trees with my little boy
- Corn Flakes at night
- An unexpected nap

[Nobody Soup]

taking that protective plastic covering off camera/phone screens or watch faces.

[Hangthebuggers]

Petty revenge
Cheese and crackers / biscuits
Cracking my neck loudly in public

[MojoJojo]

I'm seeing a few AIS inspired answers here, but I'll add the feeling when you stop being sick after doing it for a few hours[nb]which is Brass Eye[/nb]. I've not done it all night, but still, you have the beginning bit when each new production leaves you with hope that it's over. Which turns into the interminable bit where hope is lost, and each session of heaving hurts more and produces less and you start to think that maybe you've reached the point which is actually causing damage.

Between the heaves you just stare into the bowl, trying not to think.

And then it stops, and you realise you can do other stuff rather than being sick.

I'm sure that anything written about an experience of rebirth is actually based upon that feeling at the end of vomiting.

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AIS inspired answers

Automatic Identification System.

Acronyms Is Shit.

Don't know.

[MojoJojo]

I thought that looked wrong. Sorry.
I meant TAIS.

[Buelligan]

I'll have an "N" please.

[I accept the terms of the]

I thought that looked wrong. Sorry.
I meant TAIS.

AMSR?

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I thought that looked wrong. Sorry.
I meant TAIS.

First few google results include a type of cloth, Toronto Animated Image Society and Test of Attentional and Interpersonal Style.  Too difficult for me, this.

I'll stop googling acronyms now - I'm guessing it's something to do with vomiting, and I like the point you made.

[The Masked Unit]

A good bit of arse piss. That or a self wiper.

[Buelligan]

Twist.

[The Masked Unit]

Remembering you've got a mars bar stashed away.

[The Masked Unit]

Sweet liquor easing the pain. Realising a vintage Simpsons you haven't seen in ages is about to start, or finding a load of classics on your pvr having not taken any notice for a few weeks.

[Stone Cold Jane Austen]

I thought that looked wrong. Sorry.
I meant TAIS.

The Armando Iannucci Shows!

Working out acronyms without having to google them. Yes.

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The Armando Iannucci Shows!

Working out acronyms without having to google them. Yes.

NGT

[The Masked Unit]

Being invited by Eric Bristow to be involved in a telemarketing scam.

[Stone Cold Jane Austen]

NGT

Now google this?

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Now google this?

Nope.

[biggytitbo]

Finding a pound coin under the sofa, putting that pound on the lottery and winning £43 million which you spend on cider and puppies.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

A cup of tea.

[biggytitbo]

A cup of tea with one of those small pigs having a bath in it.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

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It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

Urine?

[biggytitbo]

No, thats bears. Porcine.