Dan...Dan...Dan...Dan...Dan.....Dan...Ikea....

[wokeonawhalescock]

Has anyone recieved the Ikea 'Dan' message yet?

I'd elaborate but I've gotta go....

[I accept the terms of the]

I was really hoping it was a personal reply to somebody who had complained, but sent to my e-mail address by mistake (which happens a lot due to my Gmail account being a common full name).

[BlodwynPig]

Last night Desperate Dan appeared to me in a vision. Monstrous it was. Is this what you mean?

[Sandow]

I got this too. The fuck's it all about?

[Replies From View]

AAAARGH WHAT DO YOU ALL MEAN??

[Serge]

Stanley Kubrick gets fucking everywhere.

[Sandow]

For clarification (well, of the topic at least, I'm still none the wiser as to what this is about)

[Replies From View]

Well, that one's incomplete!  Roll your mouse over to remove the spoiler!

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Hello

Spoiler alert

Dan,

[close]

We're very sorry we called you "Dan" on Tuesday in the last email we sent you.  This
was due to a technical glitch.  The good news is that this has now been fixed!

We apologise for any confusion or offence this may have caused.

We hope to speak to you again soon.

Best regards
IKEA Shop Online

[Sandow]

I laughed.

[Custard]

I'm actually called Dan though. Couldn't they have made an effort, and called me Ted or Sid, or something