How big are you hands?

[biggytitbo]

Measured from wrist to tip of middle finger? 8 inches here.

Also bare in mind the finger lengths can predict everything from homosexuality to penis size. If your index finger is the same size or bigger than your ring finger you have an enormous penis. My index finger is slightly smaller than my ring finger sadly, although I have a massive cock so the research is clearly nonsense.

And how big are your ears? If you have big ears you're a lesbian or an elderly man, possibly both. I know I am.

[Hank Venture]

I have massive hands. Skinny, but massive. Massive feet aswell.

Hands: 21 cm, according to Google that's 8.26 inches.
Feet: UK size 12.5.

[biggytitbo]

But how big is your cock?

[Hank Venture]

I honestly haven't measured my cock.* As neurotic and Woody Allen-like as I am, I've never felt inclined to keep statistics on the lenght of my various appendixes and bodyparts. I think it's average, or slightly above, but what difference does it make? It's not like I can add on a few centimeters if I felt it was neccessary.

*And I'm not going to now, just out of spite. It'd feel weird doing it at the behest of some man from Leeds whom I barely know through a comedy forum.

[chocky909]

I've got size 12 feet, and biggish hands (8 inches from tip to wrist) [nb]What part of the wrist?[/nb]but with a big palm and stubby (in comparison) fingers. My cock? Hmm... I think I'll wait for a few other replies first.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

I don't have a ruler to hand, but the answer is 'big'.

Big enough that I will never make a convincing transvestite :(

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

Slightly shorter than this ipad's width, so a little less than seven and a half inches. Quite small for a man my height (I'm above average but not "tall"). Which probably makes me one of a minority of men whose hand is shorter (just slightly) than their "penguin".

[biggytitbo]

I don't have a ruler to hand, but the answer is 'big'.

Big enough that I will never make a convincing transvestite :(

This is what bothers me most as a large handed man. If I ever wanted to go undercover as a whore or elderly widow[nb]with prosthetics[/nb] I'd have no chance and that seriously limits my ability as a PI or spy.

[Buelligan]

Hand[nb]Enjoying the use of the word "hand".[/nb] to wrist; 18cm
Index finger 1.5cm longer than ring finger
Penis; none
Feels; slightly cheated but really rather relieved.

[Hank Venture]

The measurements really aren't telling of anything unless you also state your height, though. I am 190 cm or 6'3".

Buelligan, do you have large hands, or is 18 cm average would you say?

Maybe my hands aren't as massive as I thought they was. Weird, I've always had to measure my hands against others to their amazement.

[Buelligan]

178cm[nb]Still no penis.[/nb]

[Replies From View]

Still no penis.

You're not leaving my office until you admit it.

[Replies From View]

This is what bothers me most as a large handed man. If I ever wanted to go undercover as a whore or elderly widow[nb]with prosthetics[/nb] I'd have no chance and that seriously limits my ability as a PI or spy.

Or a Mrs. Doubtfire.

[chocky909]

My index is slightly longer than my ring but I read that is more common in women than men. Most men have a shorter index according to this study into Lesbosity. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/695142.stm

[chocky909]

I've got size 12 feet, and biggish hands (8 inches from tip to wrist) [nb]What part of the wrist?[/nb]but with a big palm and stubby (in comparison) fingers. My cock? Hmm... I think I'll wait for a few other replies first.

I'm 6'2".

[Buelligan]

Buelligan, do you have large hands, or is 18 cm average would you say?

Maybe my hands aren't as massive as I thought they was. Weird, I've always had to measure my hands against others to their amazement.

My hands are completely normal.  Your hands aren't massive, they're just close[nb]Move them away from your face and they'll appear less threatening.[/nb].

RPV, I'm saying nothing until I've conversed with my attourney.

[BlodwynPig]

I have 1 and a half paws.

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Hands: 7.9 inches/20cm, Height 5'11/180.5cm - am I out of proportion?

Surely the real question is what level have you reached on the Father Jack Hackett hairy hands scale?

[small_world]

God, what are we doing now?
I'm 5'7".
My hands are tiny (as are my ears)
My feet are a size 8.
My penis is average. And a "Grower[nb]It's small when soft, but grows to face slappable proportions when I see boobies, or a nice dog, or robbing foreign prostitutes.[/nb]"
Is Biggy doing some kind of survey like?
Did I win?

[I accept the terms of the]

That's just an erection. They're normal for a boy your age.

[dr_christian_troy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv1w9bg3bMM

[biggytitbo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv1w9bg3bMM

That sketch is the worst piece of plagiarism from a Simpsons episodes ever. And series 2 of big train is crap anyway.

[dr_christian_troy]

That sketch is the worst piece of plagiarism from a Simpsons episodes ever. And series 2 of big train is crap anyway.

DVD commentary makes it better.

[Saucer51]

I'm 5'3" and my hand from wrist to finger tip is 15.5cm

[the midnight watch baboon]

I am 196.4cm, 98.8Kg ...but can't find a ruler :(

[Clatty McCutcheon]

I am 196.4cm, 98.8Kg ...but can't find a ruler :(

Get this man a ruler, he's a veritable behemoth.

[biggytitbo]

Get this man a ruler, he's a veritable behemoth.

Do you have a problem with such a big man? I accept big men for what they are. Big. And men.


Big men.

[the midnight watch baboon]

Did you know, if you need to know someone's height and they aren't capable of standing up to be measure you measure from the back of their neck to the end of their extended finger on an outstretched arm an' double it? lol!

Size 12 feet. Still no ruler. Lool for one later.

[Too Many Cochranes]

I took the trouble of manufacturing a huge can of coke to deceive yous:

[ziggy starbucks]