How big are you hands?

[Buelligan]

Yes, just hold your cock out in your tiny hand, thus making it look huge, and they'll be falling over themselves to kiss you. Unless your winkle is also tiny, in which case they'll run away crying and call the police.

The bitter voice of experience.

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Actually, I get the impression that biggy's personal experience in this matter has been nothing but positive.  I see him as something of an authority figure, with many clients who've been let down by their own tiny todgers. 

He can't promise perfect results every time, but he sure as hell will offer to check if the scaling of your cock-to-hand works in his office before you take it to the streets.

[Buelligan]

Yep, you're almost certainly right, what a guy!  Heart as big as a snail.

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[sick as a pike]

^ EITHER

A schematic diagram of the Wandsworth one way system, marked up with appropriate noises of frustration from the bewildered motorist.

OR

An MRI scan of Louis Walsh.

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You're almost right.  It's both of those things.