TOLL BRIDGE THREAD

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ARE YOU CONTRIBUTING TO THE FORUM WHILST SITTING ON THE TOILET?

THEN YOU MUST CONFESS TO IT HERE AND GIVE ME +1 KARMA.

THAT IS ALL.

[massive bereavement]

I'm typing this whilst sat on my potty and not on a toilet.

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I'm typing this whilst sat on my potty and not on a toilet.

That's fine; no actual toll required.

[biggytitbo]

I remeber back in the bucket days, we once unwisely invested in a very shallow bucket, more of a tub than a bucket. I was a joy to urinate and shit in, but the next morning trying to empty the thing was a roller coaster. I wont go into too much detsil but a shallow bucket full of piss and shit is essentially impossible to carry down the stairs and to the toilet without spillage.

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My friend, I wouldn't want you to get into too much detsil.  +1 karma for you.

[I accept the terms of the]

As a kid I did a shit in my bedroom on to a page of Total! Nintendo Magazine. It wasn't a critical statement--I liked the magazine--I was just interested in doing a shit in an unconventional environment (also, the bathroom in the house was about five rooms away). I scooped it into a Briggs/Snowman-themed jar that used to contain Christmas bonbonbonbons and kept it for some time. I showed it to a friend, who referred to it as "the shit" for several years as if it was my pet. I don't know why I kept it. I don't know why I've told you this story. It just feels good to get it out of me.[nb]and keep it in a jar[/nb]

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I imagine that, having done it in the first place, keeping it in a sealed jar would have been less of a chore than throwing it away.

[biggytitbo]

True fact...one time I went for a midnight poo in the bucket and there was a rat(probably a mouse but it felt like a rat in my tiny mind) in it.

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Was it trying to get out?  Or did it appear surprised that the bucket's shallow walls were not just steps of some kind?

[biggytitbo]

I can't speculate on the rat-mouse's thought processes sorry.

[thenoise]

Yay, another lavatorial confessions thread.  Love this place!

[boki]

I'm strictly a twitter man when I'm dropping the kids off at the pool, mainly 'cos that's the only site my budget phone can really go on with any degree of usefulness[nb]even then it often fucks up and retweets the tweet above the one you actually want it to[/nb].

[chocky909]

Hang on is this just a thread to try to get your Karma up so you look more popular to other users of the site and then they will have sex with you? If so, I'm in!

[Crabwalk]

Chocky is also using a korma/karma shitgag I see. For that enjoy a -1. The forum equivalent of a direct eggy guff in the face.

Good day sir.

[wheatgod]

The world is my toilet. +1 for you.