THE PERSECUTION STOPS NOW

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Arseonance, if you please.  Ass means donkey.

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The best way to have a shit is apparently to squat[nb]http://mryoungscholar.wordpress.com/2012/03/02/health-post-7-advantages-of-squatting-while-pooping/[/nb]

Look, this is fine and all, but nobody who uses a seat-style toilet sits bolt upright whilst shitting.  The natural tendency is of course to lean forwards, bringing the legs and chest closer together, as they are when squatting.  The knees don't need to be at ear-height - bring the ears down to the knees.

People who insist on replicating what they can only do with a hole in the ground, and willfully wrecking toilet seats by trying to stand on them, are like those ones who always peel bananas as if they are the same as oranges.  The fruit isn't going to change around your awkwardness, and stop assuming we just have to learn the correct way of shitting!

I bet they chuckle themselves to sleep every night.  "Wrecked another toilet today!  Will continue to do this until they learn!"



_{To my eyes, it is a horse-shoe magnet.  We'll figure it out.}

[Lt. Organphalia]

Look, this is fine and all, but nobody who uses a seat-style toilet sits bolt upright whilst shitting.  The natural tendency is of course to lean forwards, bringing the legs and chest closer together, as they are when squatting.  The knees don't need to be at ear-height - bring the ears down to the knees.

You forgot to sign into the biggytitbo account before posting this.

[roboko]

Look, this is fine and all, but nobody who uses a seat-style toilet sits bolt upright whilst shitting.  The natural tendency is of course to lean forwards, bringing the legs and chest closer together, as they are when squatting.  The knees don't need to be at ear-height - bring the ears down to the knees.

People who insist on replicating what they can only do with a hole in the ground, and willfully wrecking toilet seats by trying to stand on them, are like those ones who always peel bananas as if they are the same as oranges.  The fruit isn't going to change around your awkwardness, and stop assuming we just have to learn the correct way of shitting!

I bet they chuckle themselves to sleep every night.  "Wrecked another toilet today!  Will continue to do this until they learn!"



_{To my eyes, it is a horse-shoe magnet.  We'll figure it out.}

What you've described there is pseudo-squatting, and provides little to no improvement



People who are aware of the sitting vs squatting debate yet refuse to adopt the correct way of shitting are knowingly costing the NHS millions each year with their hemorrhoid, bowel and colon related problems, stretching the health service to breaking point, but they carry on shitting regardless. It's mainly their fault that we've currently got potentially fatal NHS health reforms being pushed through.

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Last time we had this contest I seem to recall the winners were the ones who opted not to shit in their trousers.

The "unnatural" position above comes from the use of the footstool.  Take it away and it all becomes a lot less of a strain.

[Blumf]

Tubgirl seems to have no problem

[Ronnie the Raincoat]

Oh fuck, having done an image search, I just realised the thing I thought was a squat toilet (I'm in the multicultural NHS) is actually a bidet.  I'd given it a go.  Whoops.

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I think we should talk about wee and poo at some point, to be honest.

Oh fuck, having done an image search, I just realised the thing I thought was a squat toilet (I'm in the multicultural NHS) is actually a bidet.  I'd given it a go.  Whoops.

Seriously?  Haha.  Could have been a lot worse. 

My Great Aunt Rosa once did a poo in my parents' bidet and aged about seven I had to scoop it out, which was fun.

[biggytitbo]

That explains why, to this day, you are an obsessive fan of scat porn.

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Mmm.

[Ronnie the Raincoat]

I think we should talk about wee and poo at some point, to be honest.

Seriously?  Haha.  Could have been a lot worse. 

My Great Aunt Rosa once did a poo in my parents' bidet and aged about seven I had to scoop it out, which was fun.

I washed it away with the little tap!  It was, thankfully, a wee.  I'd been reading about squat toilets and their wonderful benefits so wanted to give it a go.  It was a nightmare trying to keep my balance, I thought I was going to piss on my shoes. Oh hell, I'm very glad I didn't tell anyone at work.

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"And when ee be retched out so long ee dry to fossilised munch, bending like a mad, angry with the ground. Absurd man. Shoot him! Then ee welcome."

[Buelligan]

Mmm.  Is that Dame Julian of Norwich?

[Barberism]

All this talk of Squats is moot. Games Workshop wants nothing to do with them. According to the fluff they've been wiped out by the Tyranids.

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All this talk of Squats is moot. Games Workshop wants nothing to do with them. According to the fluff they've been wiped out by the Tyranids.

Games Workshop wiped out "The Modeller's Den" on Lower Borough Walls, so can fuck off.

[SetToStun]

All this talk of Squats is mook.

This seems harsh.