Favourite accent

[Don_Preston]

Just listen to Neil's show on a Sunday night!

Nonsense! He just affects it for a laugh.

[Small Man Big Horse]

Me? I don't know, link me a clip of someone speaking it and I'll give you my honest opinion, no holds barred, straight from the source. Preferably someone female.

A video of Ronnie exists on the internet. I'm sure she's linked to it in the past, but I won't do so just in case she doesn't want you lot perving over her. I mean she's nearly a married woman, for christ's sakes. You people make me sick.

[thehungerartist]

I've no idea why, coming from the South and all, but Northern accents really does it for me, even those crazy scousers (women only, alas). Indeed someone posted a link a few years back of a Geordie lass being intimate with a gentleman, whilst talking so dirty my ears almost burst with delight

Was it this mobile phone video? If not, then just enjoy how she says "I want that cock in mah arse".

How about sharing your own accents you bunch of cunts?

http://vocaroo.com/

[Small Man Big Horse]

Was it this mobile phone video? If not, then just enjoy how she says "I want that cock in mah arse".

That was the one, thank you! It was however far less erotic and much more disturbing than I'd remembered it to be. That's one strange boyfriend she has there.

How about sharing your own accents you bunch of cunts?

http://vocaroo.com/

This is me, wanking: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eN2lFeHFkV

[Nobody Soup]

well, that's me fired. (not really, but that vid is NSFW for anyone else)

[Small Man Big Horse]

Not really, I was faking it.

[Hank Venture]

Was it this mobile phone video? If not, then just enjoy how she says "I want that cock in mah arse".

To think someone in here said "English porn is bleak". Unbelievable.

[Nobody Soup]

hank, where abouts are you from? you said you have a scandinavian accent, I'm a bit jealous.

[Hank Venture]

hank, where abouts are you from? you said you have a scandinavian accent, I'm a bit jealous.

Trondheim, Norway. Our biggest claim to fame is probably Rosenborg, who knocked out your AC Milan from the champions league a couple of years ago.

Edit: Jealous? Why? The glaswegian one is better by miles, the scandi accents are atrocious.

[Cohaagen]

That was the one, thank you! It was however far less erotic and much more disturbing than I'd remembered it to be. That's one strange boyfriend she has there.

You're not kidding. He sounds like a Geordie Chuck Traynor. Urgh.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Edit: Jealous? Why? The glaswegian one is better by miles, the scandi accents are atrocious.

My brother had a relatively longstanding relationship with a Norwegian girl who came to live with him in Glasgow for a few years.  By the time she packed her bags for Oslo again her accent was a somewhat unique combination of the two, like a sort of viking senga.