Terms of Endearment

[Omerta]

do you use a term of endearment for your partner or children? My girlfriend has given me a few but I am too shy to use a name for her. She's suggests (light heartedly) that it shows lack of affection. But I can't think of one. What are the best ones?

[thepuffpastryhangman]

Maybe it's impossible to use the same one/few long term. Burned, faded or forgotten doesn't matter. What counts is what's natural in the now.

[Don_Preston]

My girlfriend has given me a few

I bet she has!!! Dirty old cow!! Arf!


My friends have a few terms of abuse endearment for me, but none of them stick.

[Icehaven]

The best ones are a result of some shared joke or something, definitely not necessarily soppy or lovey dovey. I know a couple who've been together since the early 90s, and he calls her 'Hog', short for Hoggle, because he thinks she looks a bit like Hoggle from Labyrinth, and they're honestly one of the happiest couples I've ever known. 

[BlodwynPig]

A female friend of mine calls me, unsurprisingly, hog too.

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Recently I saw a couple on a bus who seemed quite close.  The woman was calling the man "Fat", and he was.

[The Masked Unit]

I hate it when people refer to their girlfriend as "My Missus", but I do tend to call her Mrs to her face, just not when referring to her, if that makes sense.

She has a bout 20 names for me, mostly variations on my actual name, although some of them have gone through so many iterations that you wouldn't recognise the connection.

People who have sickening pet names for each other, especially if they use them in public, should be shot.

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I hate it when people refer to their girlfriend as "My Missus", but I do tend to call her Mrs to her face, just not when referring to her, if that makes sense.

What about people saying "The Wife"?  Off out later on with The Wife.  Probably staying in with The Wife.  The Wife will cook us something.

[The Masked Unit]

Nothing wrong with that.

[Beagle 2]

I have to say me and our lass are pretty sickening. It sickens us. I don't know how it happened really, I suspect it's mostly my fault. It started off as an ironic thing but now there's ickle bears and hens and chickens and sausages and sweetpeas and pickles all over the fucking shop. It's like an episode of Luxury Comedy, but not as depressing, and probably resulting in less sex.

[Neville Chamberlain]

I call her "my little biggytitbo".

[BlodwynPig]

what does Biggy's other half/special friend/partner call him?

[Don_Preston]

what does Biggy's other half/special friend/partner call him?

I refer to him as Slaphead/My little Nigel Farage/The shitter.

[biggytitbo]

what does Biggy's other half/special friend/partner call him?

She usually calls me 'arrghhh who are you, get out of my garden you fucking pervert'.

[Dead kate moss]

Are 'fat twat' and 'itchy balls' terms of endearment?

[SetToStun]

They are in my house, apparently.

Actually, to be fair, she actually calls me "porks" and "Rizzo". I don't mind. Honest.

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What about "rotting-flange breath" and "corpse-raping jizzwad"?  Are those terms of endearment?

[shiftwork2]

What about "rotting-flange breath" and "corpse-raping jizzwad"?  Are those terms of endearment?

You've been watching George & Mildred again haven't you?

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You've been watching George & Mildred again haven't you?

Almost.  The Good Life.

[biggytitbo]

Sperms of Endearment.

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This is probably my favourite term of endearment of all time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i93-u39XV7I

[biggytitbo]

What's your favourite Sperm of Endearment?

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Probably this one:


http://www.spermcell.blogspot.com/2008/11/spamimatic.html

[biggytitbo]

I think men should ejaculate one big angry sperm that chases them round the room rather than lots of little ones. It'd certainly lower the rate of teenage pregnancy.

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I think men should ejaculate one big angry sperm that chases them round the room rather than lots of little ones. It'd certainly lower the rate of teenage pregnancy.

How would it know which one in the room to chase?