Cooking ham

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

It's boiling now. I usually throw on a bit of honey, mustard and cloves and bake in the oven.

Anyone got any personal favourites flavouring-wise?

[mook]

marmalade. if you don't use marmalade that pig might as well have been raised in the middle east.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Update.

I emptied out about half of the water and replaced it with 2 litres of Cocacola.

It seems happy enough.

[biggytitbo]

Pig's emotional and intellectual development is roughly equivelent of a 3-4 year old human child, so you're basically discussing how to cook and eat this:

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Looks like a tiny post-apocalyptic wasteland.

[Replies From View]

Pig's emotional and intellectual development is roughly equivelent of a 3-4 year old human child, so you're basically discussing how to cook and eat this:

I'm glad to see there will not be a willy in the pot.  Disgusting, filthy appendages.

[Gradual Decline]

Maddie's looking well.

[GoochDogHigh5s]

Maddie's looking well.

And that Portuguese air has cleared her eye up as well

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

In oven.

[Lyndon]

Pig's emotional and intellectual development is roughly equivelent of a 3-4 year old human child, so you're basically discussing how to cook and eat this:

I hadn't thought of that. I won't eat any more ham. Thanks for the info.

[biggytitbo]

Having said that, I bet he's tasty-



I wouldn't eat him though, I'd probably have an adventure with him...maybe solve a crime.

[mook]

cor... be nice spatchcocked that.

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I think that every time somebody posts a photo of a pig we should each guess how long ago it died.

I reckon the one that biggy posted died around June last year.

The one below, approximately 112 years ago.

[biggytitbo]

Wrong, my little piggy is still alive. I saw him on the bus yesterday.

[Jemble Fred]

Wrong, my little piggy is still alive. I saw him on the bus yesterday.

Is he still shit at solving crime?


EDIT: The Empress of Blandings is IMMORTAL:

[biggytitbo]

He was solving a crime on the bus.

[Gradual Decline]

He was solving a crime on the bus.

Good luck to the lad.

[Jemble Fred]

It was clearly the scum in the baseball cap. Although I don't trust the banker two windows along either.

[Replies From View]

Bland by name, bland by nature if you ask me:

[biggytitbo]

Good luck to the lad.

A cow as the conductor? That's fucking ludicrous. Also the bus driver should look at the road when he's driving, he's going to cause a terrible accident waving out the window like that.


That bus just lacks any basic credibility due to these errors.

[Nobody Soup]

why aren't there any real papers called "the human times"?

[Consignia]

There is "The People", it's probably the equivalent.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

The Piggy Times is owned by Porcine PLC.

*runs away*

[idunnosomename]

why aren't there any real papers called "the human times"?

Because only humans read papers. Here there is clearly biological apartheid, where a number of advanced species have their own journalism.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Here's useful link for anyone who's interested:

http://www.thepigsite.com/swinenews/vars/country/th

Barbecued Rats Fetch More Than UK Pork

[Replies From View]

Was it Not The Nine O'clock News that had "news for goats"?

[HappyTree]

I have never cooked ham or pork. Only bacon. It's astounding to me that one creature should have 3 different animals contained within.

[biggytitbo]

I have never cooked ham or pork. Only bacon. It's astounding to me that one creature should have 3 different animals contained within.

4, ham, bacon, pork and snout.

[mook]

5, ham, bacon, pork, snout, scratchings.

[The Masked Unit]

What a fucking animal, from a meat consumption perspective.