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[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Need to have a very good reason for the seed to need to transfer to the human body, otherwise that's a pointless extra thing of people either shitting in their gardens or in fields, or chickens mostly growing in sewers.  Maybe the chickens could pucker out their own anuses and poo the seeds out into the ground themselves?

Also, where do the seeds come from?  Hopefully not through anything sex based as I hate when animals start having sex.

You don't see apples going around having issues with the concept.

One word: Foxes.

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You don't see apples going around having issues with the concept.

One word: Foxes.

So is it about chickens spreading to new pastures through any carrier?  Blumf was saying it was more about the moral quandary around us eating them:

But having the being eaten and pooped requirement for the chicken's life-cycle would remove the moral quandary about eating them. It would show vegetarians in their true light as life hating bastards.

If it's about us eating them, then brilliant but those pastures anew would be the fucking sewerage systems of our planet, mates.

[Blumf]

If it's about us eating them, then brilliant but those pastures anew would be the fucking sewerage systems of our planet, mates.

Think about it, now the drains overflowing would be cute, just a stream of little chicks seeping out of the ground.

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Think about it, now the drains overflowing would be cute, just a stream of little chicks seeping out of the ground.

I think they'd be carcasses by the time they rose to drain level.  Also I think that murderers will be much more easily able to stash chopped up human bodies in the drains when they're already constantly pulsating with stinking rotting flesh.

[mook]

cross chicken with fish then. or rats. maybe ducks would be best. or turtles.

[falafel]

I'm going to puree a chicken breast and inject it into an egg.

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But what good would these chicken-fish / chicken-rat creatures be?  Are we still talking about eating them?  Why are we farming animals in the sewers, no matter how suited they are to the environment?

Are you future-proofing us?  Maybe there'll be a time when the skies are black and the fields burnt, and we'll be needing creatures to be farmed in our sewage systems because that's where we'll be living ourselves.

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