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Cooking ham

Started by Depressed Beyond Tables, March 10, 2012, 12:53:17 PM

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biggytitbo

#30
March 10, 2012, 06:58:09 PM
Even better from a crime solving perspective.

biggytitbo

#31
March 10, 2012, 06:59:54 PM

Oink, don't eat me, oink. You, oink, human cunts. Oink.

mook

#32
March 10, 2012, 07:12:30 PM
they'd eat us. i know, i've seen deadwood.

Nobody Soup

#33
March 10, 2012, 07:13:59 PM
I really want to kick that pig off a pier.

biggytitbo

#34
March 10, 2012, 07:14:27 PM

biggytitbo

#35
March 10, 2012, 07:15:25 PM
Quote from: Nobody Soup on March 10, 2012, 07:13:59 PM
I really want to kick that pig off a pier.
I hope you wake up n the middle of the night to discover that he's eating your face.

HappyTree

#36
March 10, 2012, 07:16:25 PM

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#37
March 10, 2012, 07:23:50 PM
Quote from: mook on March 10, 2012, 06:48:55 PM
5, ham, bacon, pork, snout, scratchings.

6 - you forgot the trotters.

Which by the way make excellent yoghurt pots once they've been hollowed out.

Ginyard

#38
March 10, 2012, 07:26:39 PM
I thought this was going to be a wanking slang thread. Little bit disappointed.

Buelligan

#39
March 10, 2012, 07:28:33 PM
Quote from: Replies From View on March 10, 2012, 07:23:50 PM
6 - you forgot the trotters.

Which by the way make excellent yoghurt pots once they've been hollowed out.

Gradual Decline

#40
March 10, 2012, 07:31:25 PM
7- Don't forget the testicles.

mook

#41
March 10, 2012, 07:31:44 PM
Quote from: Replies From View on March 10, 2012, 07:23:50 PM
6 - you forgot the trotters.


no i didn't, they are due to be #9.

#8. scrapple

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#42
March 10, 2012, 07:42:50 PM
Quote from: mook on March 10, 2012, 07:31:44 PM
no i didn't, they are due to be #9.

#8. scrapple

Revolution #9, no less.  Looking forward to it.

Consignia

#43
March 10, 2012, 08:01:55 PM
10; Fridge Raiders

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#44
March 10, 2012, 08:06:38 PM



For the sir and the madam, may I recommend cuts A, B, C and D.

Jemble Fred

#45
March 10, 2012, 08:29:03 PM
You don't have to cook ham anyway, they now sell it ready cooked and even sliced for you in advance, so that's that then.

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#46
March 10, 2012, 08:42:10 PM
Yeah but you still have to take the eyes out.

HappyTree

#47
March 10, 2012, 08:43:11 PM

Jemble Fred

#48
March 10, 2012, 08:54:11 PM
Which part of the pig is this?



Is it the face?

biggytitbo

#49
March 10, 2012, 08:59:02 PM
Quote from: Jemble Fred on March 10, 2012, 08:54:11 PM
Which part of the pig is this?



Is it the face?
The soul.

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#50
March 10, 2012, 09:05:32 PM
"One bogroll of pork soul, please."

Buelligan

#51
March 10, 2012, 09:33:29 PM
OK.  Is this a bit weird though, really?  I mean, what kind of fucked up species does a thing like that with bits of a corpse and then eats it?

Consignia

#52
March 10, 2012, 09:51:55 PM
It's not just one animal though, it's pork and turkey. If we cross bred them, there'd be no reason to mutilate them like that.

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#53
March 10, 2012, 10:03:02 PM
Or foie gras the pigs with (live) turkeys like Russian dolls.

BlodwynPig

#54
March 10, 2012, 10:11:53 PM
Pigs

biggytitbo

#55
March 10, 2012, 10:16:15 PM
Quote from: BlodwynPig on March 10, 2012, 10:11:53 PM
Pigs
Piggy wiggy, oinky oinky oink oink. I love pigs, I wish I had a piggy chum and I'd tweak his snout and we'd solve crimes and investigate haunted mansions together.

BlodwynPig

#56
March 10, 2012, 10:27:58 PM
Quote from:  Alan PartridgePigs...*sigh*

HappyTree

#57
March 10, 2012, 10:57:50 PM

303

#58
March 10, 2012, 11:27:09 PM

Jemble Fred

#59
March 10, 2012, 11:32:08 PM
If their ears were hair they'd look like three Jason Donovans circa 1988.



Goodnight.
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