Darts 23/24

[dr beat]

Can't be arsed with another 40 years of this little twat

Actually, are you my dad?

[BeardFaceMan]

This match is insane.

[Indomitable Spirit]

Was about to say I find it impossible to feel anything towards these two trainee electrician looking cunts, but that final set was insane.

[Thursday]

I get bad vibes from both of them, but yeah that was something wasn't it.

[Yussef Dent]

Worn out just watching it, an absolute classic.

[DrGreggles]

Just caught up with Humphries vs Cullen.
WOW!
Might be the greatest final set I've seen.

https://youtu.be/4xneuMaUbKs?t=1577

[DrGreggles]

Rob Cross now 4-3 behind after being 4-0 down.
Dobey missed a bull for the match.

[Steve Faeces]

Ridiculous match this.
Part shouting "THIS IS DARTS!"

[Thursday]

Let's all laugh at Dobey

[BeardFaceMan]

Now that's what you call a comeback, lovely fucking grub.

[DrGreggles]

To be fair to him, that was all about Cross upping his game, more than Dobey dropping off.

[Thursday]

Just waiting to be able to say "Luke Bottler more like 😏"

[Blue Jam]

I was hoping Littler would meet Dolan so I could go:

Springtime for Littler, deservedly
Winter for Dolan, fat chance



^{so far}

[SpiderChrist]

Bollocks.

Oh I see he got rid of it from his collar and its now printed in even bigger letters on the front of his shirt. The massive twat.

Apart from the gesture and the shirt, what is it about Dolan that vexes thee so?

[Blue Jam]

Littler is wearing UKIP colours. Was that a conscious decision d'you reckon?

[BeardFaceMan]

Apart from the gesture and the shirt, what is it about Dolan that vexes thee so?

Just those two things, really. That's all it takes.

[SpiderChrist]

Just those two things, really. That's all it takes.

It's enough, really, isn't it?

Looks like he might make history today, just not the history he wants.

[shoulders]

Wonder if he has cum in a lady yet

[Blue Jam]

This ref has a magnificently evil voice.

[Blue Jam]

Reckon The Nuke has already planned all the tattoos he's going to get for his 18th birthday?

[Indomitable Spirit]

A-Bomb with a darts flight tail fin

[Blue Jam]

Probably got the hair transplant booked for his 20th.

[shoulders]

16

[The Bumlord]

[Gulftastic]

He'd easily get served in pubs if only everyone would stop going on about his actual age.

As it is, he's going to have to hang around outside the offie and bribe someone to buy him a bottle of WKD.

[Blue Jam]

He'd easily get served in pubs if only everyone would stop going on about his actual age.

Jackson Page Syndrome innit. Gained a career in professional sport, but at the cost of his underage drinking career.

[Thursday]

He's going to go into serious decline when he actually can buy alcohol.

[Blue Jam]

"John Part" is a funny name.

"Rod Studd" is even funnier.

[shoulders]

"Thruster Fucktongue" is neither here nor there

[DrGreggles]

Didn't see that coming.