Where are SNG and Cerys?

[BlodwynPig]

Ah, it's just the MS fucking with me.  On the bright side -I'm about to level up.  Woohoo!

Fucking bastards - first those crappy Christmas adverts and now this. Fuck them, fuck them to hell.

[Cerys]

Steady on - these things take time.  I have to become Prime Minster first.

[NoSleep]

Glad to see you back Cerys.

[BlodwynPig]

Steady on - these things take time.  I have to become Prime Minster first.

A bit of porcine fun did no-one any harm.

Echoing the sentiments from the above members. Welcome. Welcome in Bluuuuue Spam.

[Cerys]

Blue?  Or clustered with flashes of multicoloured light and shade?  Cos that's what I'm seeing.  Entertaining, but not a fun as biggy-baiting.

[BlodwynPig]

Blue?  Or clustered with flashes of multicoloured light and shade?  Cos that's what I'm seeing.  Entertaining, but not a fun as biggy-baiting.

Pressure on the eyeball or retinal bleeding?

Do you see giant puppies?

[Cerys]

No, but just now I was startled into manic laughter by a low-flying giant rat.  I love Oblivion.

It could be retinal bleeding, which is why my GP is arranging for me to see an ophthalmologist.  But it's also a classic MS symptom.  The weird vision, that is - not the airbound rodent.

[BlodwynPig]

No, but just now I was startled into manic laughter by a low-flying giant rat.  I love Oblivion.

It could be retinal bleeding, which is why my GP is arranging for me to see an ophthalmologist.  But it's also a classic MS symptom.  The weird vision, that is - not the airbound rodent.

Yeh, i had the retinal bleeding thing - if you see blobs of black, thats probably it. Flashing colours are also symptoms of many things...giant flying rats are the sign of DEAD SOON.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

All the best Cerys, your plight has reduced me to the state where I can no longer make offensive disingenuous remarks, you spacker cunt.

Seriously though, your eyes and you, get better right now. Mwah.

[Treguard of Dunshelm]

Blue?  Or clustered with flashes of multicoloured light and shade? 

I usually have to pay some very dodgy people a lot of money to experience this. Cuh, some people.

_{Seriously though, best wishes x}

[Cerys]

Thankyou muchly :)

We now have Skyrim, thanks to Game selling it at half price - WIN
I can't play it yet, thanks to the text being too damn small - FAIL

I need a comfy chair that fits right in front of  the telly - stat!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

TEXT? Fuck that!

HACK SLASH FUCK HACK LEG IT

[mook]

Thankyou muchly :)




I need a comfy chair that fits right in front of  the telly - stat!

hell no. you need a big fuck off tv fixed on angle between the wall and the ceiling, and underneath that a gaming hammock. so when you get up there you're ready for long haul, you might need to set up some kind of beverage/snack winch apparatus so george can keep your strength up with vittels. and some kind of guttering system installed for the poopoo 'n' peepee. if you're on the blob, then either ignore it or use the old containers from a takeaway curry. i think that's everything... erm, perhaps a scratching stick and a summoning bell.

[Cerys]

i love you.

[alcoholic messiah]

^{_{Get well soon Cezza. xx}}

[Cerys]

Git ;)

I can stand it no longer.  I'll be cross-legged on the floor right in front of the telly.  Rim me, baby!

[Cerys]

Holy crap, I love this game!

[rudi]

Holy crap, I love this game!

Hurrah! Another one hooked; mwa ha haaaaaaaa! *twiddles mustache*

[Cerys]

SNG is playing it tonight.  I'm resisting the urge to take down the great sword from the wall and retake possession of the Xbox.

[mook]

he's doing what now? woman, you need to sort that boy out smartish. distract him with something shiny, or porn. hell show him shiny porn if you have to, just get that controller off of him as soon as you can 'cos you if you don't... well, if you don't you won't be playing skyrim again until the daffs come up.

[rudi]

Just leave him there and get yourself another life-partner. He won't notice.

[Cerys]

Nah, I enjoy watching him play.  Also I get to make helpful comments.

[mook]

i hope your comments are more useful than the ones my missus comes out with:

1. you've been down that bit before, turn around - go left, no the other left. pfft.

2. the music's quite nice - better than that one with the all monsters. (gears of war 3 i expect)

3. you haven't played with your pony for ages! (red dead redemption)

4. or that one with the sarcastic lady that made you swear a lot. (i'm guessing portal 2)

5. why does she keep saying "burden" all the time.

6. no i don't know where your bloody headphones are.

7. i'm going to bed, are you going to be long?

[Cerys]

I have been known to say the first one; recently it's more like 'you might want to save before you do that'.  Occasionally I'm even right.

[rudi]

I just get "are you still playing with dragons?"

[mook]

I just get "are you still playing with dragons?"

they just don't get it do they? and that is why each and every man jack of us here loves cerys. and now her eyesight is fucked up, we might even stand a chance.

[bennett]

I hate to boast, but last night Mrs Bennett demanded that we complete Gears Of War 3 cooperatively after supper and then try out online multiplayer. What's not so good is that I think she might be better at the game than I am.

[jutl]

I hate to boast, but last night Mrs Bennett demanded that we complete Gears Of War 3 cooperatively after supper and then try out online multiplayer. What's not so good is that I think she might be better at the game than I am.

It's normal for your right hand to be more deft than your left, though.