Why don't you fuck off?

[weekender]

I don't mean from here particularly, I just mean in general.  A heart-warming Christmas whimsy thread if you will.

So what, specifically, is stopping you from fucking off?  What are your reasons?

I am not fucking off because it's a bit cold outside and I have a good vantage point where I am.

You?

[Blumf]

I have fucked off! I'm not down the pub, I'm not in the office, I'm not at the shops. I'm nowhere.

And let me tell you, being in the state of fucked off isn't all that bad, everyone should try it. So all of you lot, fuck off!

[katzenjammer]

Because I've never met anyone called Off and if I did they probably wouldn't want me to

[The Boston Crab]

I have spent three months living for other people so I'm very content to fuck on right where I am.

Thanks.

[BlodwynPig]

Would this be the correct place to post this?

[Icehaven]

It'd take too long and they don't have hats in my size there.

[wheatgod]

Fuck off!

[The Boston Crab]

GET FUCKED SLANTY

[BlodwynPig]

May all your baubles drop off suddenly in the night.

[Big Jack McBastard]

Would this be the correct place to post this?

They all look as if they could go mental at the drop of a hat.



See?!

[The Boston Crab]

UES

[Serge]

The bottom right hand corner cheers me up.

[Artemis]

Could everyone please watch their language?

It's not cool to be rude.

[Beep Cleep Chimney]

Fuck the fuck off.

[Mary is not amused]

Because I don't have a lamp.

[Rachel]

The only thing that's keeping me from fucking off permanently at the moment is my dog. Once she's gone I probably will.
Carry on.