Anything Goes Thread #02 (except piss, shit and death)

[mr rou-rou]

at 18:08 it was dark in the UK, where do you live that it was daylight?

you telling porkies again?

I've got fallen tree paranoia that people lie to me about falling trees

[Capuchin]

Perhaps the taking of the photo and the posting on the message board weren't instantaneous?

[Rats]

No, I'd just taken that picture when I posted it and It was still light. I live in northumberland, near newcastle.

[Capuchin]

By way of explanation, you say. But doesn't it get darker faster oop naarth?

[Hairy Chin]

Maybe there was a glimmer of lightand he has a dirty great big magnesium sort of flash on his camera?

[Cerys]

You're all missing the point here.  A tree has fallen!  Somebody organise a candle-light vigil before the whole country goes to pot!

Oh.  Too late.  I hope you're satisfied.

[Regular John]

[img]http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/0goatse.jpg[img]
From a computer game called Unreal Tournament

remind you of anyone?

way to give it away in the filename j00 n00b!!!

cliffyb (lead designer at Epic) is/was a poster on the SomethingAwful forums where the whole goatse thing was first exposed (as it were)

[mr rou-rou]

way to quote it out in the open like that so people don't even need to check the properties, is there anything lower than a n00b?

lower than a n00b, an 8.


:) did you look at some of the other homages to that infamous bottom, I like the cakes with their jam filling

[Regular John]

way to quote it out in the open like that so people don't even need to check the properties, is there anything lower than a n00b?

lower than a n00b, an 8.


:) did you look at some of the other homages to that infamous bottom, I like the cakes with their jam filling

I understand that some futuristic racing game called Powerdrome will have a goatse tunnel aswell, I dunno whether the QA teams at the console companies have a sense of humour or just not down with the 'net

[peet]

[mr rou-rou]

I'm breaking the piss rules





more?

aww, but I really wanted to take a dump in a nostril :(

edit: just while I thought of it



that might not make sense to anyone who's never seen the little red cellophane fish you put in your palm and it curls up to predict your fortune, a favourite filling of lucky bags and Christmas crackers.

[The Plaque Goblin]

[fanny splendid]

[Rats]

Nasty men dismembering the corpse look

and some pictures of my fucking face for good luck

[gazzyk1ns]

Hahah Rats looks like Jack Osbourne!

[Rats]

No he doesn't. Ref!

[Dusty Gozongas]

play on

[Cerys]

some pictures of my fucking face for good luck

So which one is you at the point of orgasm?  Just curious.

[Timmay]

Could we please have some without the camera in the way. It's making monging you that little bit more tricky. Thanks.

[fanny splendid]

Could we please have some without the camera in the way. It's making monging you that little bit more tricky. Thanks.

[mr rou-rou]

[Cerys]

Utter genius.  And I don't tend to say that lightly.

[Pinball]

Christianity - ain't it great? Much better than those pesky Muslims.

[mr rou-rou]

is the man who scared you with sinister swan shadow play in this court room today, can you please point to him?

[butnut]

Pornography - before the internet

[Pinball]

is the man who scared you with sinister swan shadow play in this court room today, can you please point to him?

:-)

Okay here's a worse one:

Do you trust your government?

[Pinball]

This Photo shows a German soldier about to shoot in the back of the head a helpless women holding her child and walking towards a grave (not shown) being dug by those also about to be shot. I had seen this photo many years ago and it had remained vivid in my memory as the incarnation of democide. Documentation: see Democide. Source: thanks to Alan and Krysia Jacobs, who on my description of the photo, searched, found, and scanned it for me.

What a brave chap. I'm sure his mother was real proud.

[Cerys]

"Just following orders...."

[Pinball]

"Just following orders...."

Indeed. I won't post any more, but just trawling that site is a truly sickening experience.

[Cerys]

I haven't been there.  I despair too much of the human race as it is.