The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin

[Mobius]

Starring Noel Fielding and half of the english comedy scene. Delighted to hear Noel's brother Michael Fielding has secured himself a role in this too.

Who is looking forward to this one !

[Catalogue Trousers]

*crickets*

[Mobius]

*crickets*

I can't believe cab aren't all over this fresh new english comedy

[DrGreggles]

"Is it a Turpin in a bathtub?"

[Noodle Lizard]

This'll be stellar, I reckon

[madhair60]

i think it looks brilliant!

[frajer]

Always lovely to see a shite "That sounded weird / Yeah that did sound weird" sting at the end of a trailer.

Uhhhh did I just hear that!? I guess we're literally doing highway robbery now!!

[lauraxsynthesis]

I'll give it a look for the cast, aye.

[neveragain]

Always lovely to see a shite "That sounded weird / Yeah that did sound weird" sting at the end of a trailer.

After a record scratch I hope.

[lazyhour]

He just cannot act, can he? It's impossible to tune into the character as it just sounds like Noel Fielding saying the lines that were written in the script for him to say. He's not a leading man.

Julian Barrett, on the other hand? *swoon*

[Twilkes]

I would rather put my dick in turps, who would stop me, no-one.

[Catalogue Trousers]

'Ha HAH! Forsooth, look ye, 'tis a MONKEY BUM! And I'm a ROCK STAR, me! Fol-de-rol-de-ray-do-day!'

[frajer]

I'll give it a look for the cast, aye.

Supporting cast does look great. Didn't spot him in the trailer but I read that Mark Heap's in an episode too.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

Turpin's Steakhouse

[jobotic]

Noel Fielding as Vince Noir as Dick Turpin.

How very current.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum dum dum the night
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum de dum dum plight
He steals dum dum dum
And dum dum dum dee
Dennis dum, Dennis dee, dum dum dum

[Maurice Yeatman]

Will it be as saucy as Man About the Tits? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OceuBu1LmzI&t=81s

[gilbertharding]

No idea how many people have Apple TV. I expect some of the people who have it will watch it, and some of them will like it. And the rest of us will carry on about our lives as if absolutely nothing has happened.

Presumably there are lots of people involved in the production who'll get paid a good wage for doing so - so that's good, even if one of them is Neol Feilding.

[gilbertharding]

Will it be as saucy as Man About the Tits? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OceuBu1LmzI&t=81s

Used to love the Richard O'Sullivan one, although I don't remember there being that many breasts in it. We lived near the Great North Road, so it really got the imagination going.

[madhair60]

Presumably there are lots of people involved in the production who'll get paid a good wage for doing so - so that's good, even if one of them is Neol Feilding.

fuck them. they should have their money taken away.

[shiftwork2]

Hard to get past the title.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

fuck them. they should have their money taken away.

they're only following orders

[lauraxsynthesis]

I believe there are free Apple TV offers for both O2 mobile customers and iPhone customers at the moment.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Chocolate Oranges are available from Rawlinson's

[jamiefairlie]

Used to love the Richard O'Sullivan one, although I don't remember there being that many breasts in it.

Tony Blackburn would disagree strongly

[Thosworth]

Hard to get past the title.

If it helps, the title is presumably a joke on the mostly-factual document that was published shortly after Turpin's execution: The Genuine History of the Life of Richard Turpin.

The cast list doesn't seem to include 'Tom King' - another highwayman who Turpin accidentally shot dead. King's my mum's maiden name and family lore is that I'm a descendent.

His omission leads me to believe this series isn't entirely accurate, so in protest I will be acquiring it through less legal routes. It's what he would have wanted.

[shiftwork2]

If it helps, the title is presumably a joke on the mostly-factual document that was published shortly after Turpin's execution: The Genuine History of the Life of Richard Turpin.

I didn't know that so thanks.

[shoulders]

Imagine getting stoped by a highwayman

You would shit bricks

[kalowski]

Imagine getting stoped by a highwayman

You would shit bricks

Stand and deliver! Drop that gun! (the coach comes to a halt; the drivers hold up their hands but a postillion reaches for a gun; Moore shoots him)
Let that be a warning to you all. You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure...or just about for sure anyway. It certainly wouldn't be worth your while risking it because I'm a very good shot. I practice every day...well, not absolutely every day, but most days in the week...I expect I must practice, oh, at least four or five times a week at least...at least four or five, only some weekends...like last weekend, there really wasn't the time, so that moved the average down a bit...but I should say it's definitely a solid four days' practice a week...at least. I mean...I reckon I could hit that tree over there...the one just behind that hillock...not the big hillock, the little hillock on the left. (heads are coming out of the coach and peering) You see the three trees, the third from the left and back a bit - that one - I reckon I could hit that four times out of five...on a good day. Say with this wind...say, say, seven times out of ten...

[madhair60]

I believe there are free Apple TV offers for both O2 mobile customers and iPhone customers at the moment.

no thank you