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Title: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round Two - Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse vs Tension Knob NSFW
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on April 25, 2020, 09:13:03 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/BzcjRTM.png)
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Post by: alan nagsworth on April 25, 2020, 09:43:21 PM
Fucking brilliant. There’s so much to enjoy there, I was grinning all the way through it.
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Post by: BlodwynPig on April 25, 2020, 09:46:05 PM
Could have just typed it though
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Post by: QDRPHNC on April 25, 2020, 10:36:56 PM
For the love of god, someone tweet this at him.
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Post by: Wonderful Butternut on April 25, 2020, 11:35:34 PM
That is amazing.

For the love of god, someone tweet this at him.

Fuck no. He'd steal it.
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Post by: Crabwalk on April 26, 2020, 12:29:46 AM
This is a wimblewrong all-timer. No doubt about it.
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Post by: selectivememory on April 26, 2020, 12:43:27 AM
That did make me laugh several times. The song and the way it descends into his wank fantasy at the end are the big highlights for me, but it's all good.
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Post by: Lordofthefiles on April 26, 2020, 02:09:52 AM
Fuckinell!

A new subgenre is born.
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Post by: Cerys on April 26, 2020, 02:15:20 AM
I have tears in my eyes from having to giggle silently.  Beautiful stuff.
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Post by: Prison Biscuits on April 26, 2020, 08:50:14 AM
Love it
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Post by: Tension Knob on April 28, 2020, 07:04:55 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/XtRSzYH/03-tk-wimblewrong-2020.jpg)
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Post by: chveik on April 28, 2020, 07:07:15 PM
nice!
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Post by: Cerys on April 28, 2020, 07:56:04 PM
A fantastic shot with so much happening.  The 'cunt cunt cunt cunt' on the table in the background was icing on the cake.
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Post by: Prison Biscuits on April 28, 2020, 08:36:20 PM
Amazing. Glad I got out in the first round, these have all been sensational.
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Post by: idunnosomename on April 28, 2020, 09:23:55 PM
a lot to enjoy here
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Post by: ZoyzaSorris on April 28, 2020, 10:46:13 PM
Lovely stuff all round.
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Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on April 30, 2020, 08:22:32 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/NYzrW4C.png)
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Post by: Wonderful Butternut on April 30, 2020, 10:14:31 PM
Quality. I like this a lot.
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Post by: Crabwalk on April 30, 2020, 10:30:15 PM
Fantastic, again. Graham will probably see these, which is immensely pleasing too.
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Post by: Chollis on May 01, 2020, 12:50:24 PM
fucking cracked me up
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Post by: Tension Knob on May 02, 2020, 10:46:24 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/YhCCXvJ/04-tk-wimblewrong-2020.jpg)
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Post by: QDRPHNC on May 02, 2020, 10:49:50 PM
Poirot. BUT! Linehan's face in the first panel of TK's second is brilliant.
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Post by: chveik on May 02, 2020, 10:54:34 PM
knob
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Post by: touchingcloth on May 02, 2020, 11:00:08 PM
Before I click into the thread, you should know that I am strongly inclined to vote Galick after this shameless, brazen and vain attempt to steal SM’s thunder. Sirrah.

I feel bad in light of that post, but I’m going Garlick. The opener is the best example of a good concept executed brilliantly. Hats off to you, sirrah.
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Post by: Cerys on May 02, 2020, 11:01:24 PM
Too much brilliance to choose.
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Post by: selectivememory on May 02, 2020, 11:02:03 PM
Four great shots, but I think Tension Knob has it for that glorious final shot and for moving the match along in interesting directions both times (not to quibble too much, it was a great match, but I felt Poirot's second shot had a stronger conceptual link to her original serve than it did TK's first return).
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Post by: idunnosomename on May 02, 2020, 11:06:14 PM
knob for Cima da Conegliano's god the father sending are graham to the nastiest of Jan Van Eyck's hells
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Post by: DistressedArea on May 02, 2020, 11:18:52 PM
Tension.
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Post by: Wonderful Butternut on May 02, 2020, 11:40:03 PM
Well... shit. That's a hard call.

I'm going to go with Poirot because I thought the last paragraph in the Pope Ted script descending into Glinner writing porn with one hand is the best bit out of all 4 images. Closely followed by "Leave people alone you cunt" though. Hope whoever loses gets in as a high scoring loser.
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Post by: Johnny Yesno on May 02, 2020, 11:42:53 PM
Well executed and funny stuff from both but it has to be Knob for me.
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Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on May 02, 2020, 11:50:58 PM
Four great shots, but I think Tension Knob has it for that glorious final shot and for moving the match along in interesting directions both times (not to quibble too much, it was a great match, but I felt Poirot's second shot had a stronger conceptual link to her original serve than it did TK's first return).
I really tried but I couldn't get a Shining/Stephen King/movie where the protagonist goes crazy to work, so I went with him boring the arse off everyone like the typewriter says.
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Post by: selectivememory on May 02, 2020, 11:54:06 PM
I really tried but I couldn't get a Shining/Stephen King/movie where the protagonist goes crazy to work, so I went with him boring the arse off everyone like the typewriter says.

Ah. Apologies. That went way over my head.
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Post by: Small Man Big Horse on May 02, 2020, 11:55:24 PM
This was really hard to choose and Poirot's opener was fantastic, but Tension Knob's second is so good that it gets my vote.
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Post by: wasp_f15ting on May 03, 2020, 12:06:03 AM
Tension Knob
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Post by: Fishfinger on May 03, 2020, 12:12:42 AM
Really tough to choose, but I think Knobby overall.
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Post by: Crabwalk on May 03, 2020, 12:25:26 AM
Both deserve to go through, and I’m going to vote for Poirot.
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Post by: Lordofthefiles on May 03, 2020, 03:40:49 AM
Mister Cadbury's Poirots
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Post by: evilcommiedictator on May 03, 2020, 05:42:56 AM
Knob for the martyrdom of Saint Graham the fingerpointer of not Assisi (geddit)
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Post by: Butchers Blind on May 03, 2020, 05:48:12 AM
Poirots
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Post by: Spoon of Ploff on May 03, 2020, 08:39:54 AM
Umm:

Feels odd to vote in a match which involves someone I competed with in a previous round... was thinking of abstaining, but The Martydom of Saint Graham made me laugh lots... especially the first panel.

Going with Tension.... sorry Poirots.
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Post by: alan nagsworth on May 03, 2020, 10:18:31 AM
Knob. Two absolute belters.
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Post by: kittens on May 03, 2020, 10:36:02 AM
TK
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Post by: rue the polywhirl on May 03, 2020, 10:40:34 AM
A bit too even to call a winner to be honest. Needs to go to a tiebreak so we can get a few shots in this goldmine of a round.
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Post by: Absorb the anus burn on May 03, 2020, 10:42:29 AM
Tension Knob.
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Post by: Prison Biscuits on May 03, 2020, 10:45:39 AM
Brilliant stuff from both, and very hard to make a choice, but going with Tension Knob
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Post by: greencalx on May 03, 2020, 11:17:36 AM
Knob
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Post by: Old Thrashbarg on May 03, 2020, 11:47:52 AM
Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse
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Post by: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on May 03, 2020, 12:45:54 PM
Knob
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Post by: FerriswheelBueller on May 03, 2020, 12:59:41 PM
Gimme dat knob

Terrific stuff from Poirot though. The rounds have been excellent this year, nary a duffer in the lot.
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Post by: king_tubby on May 03, 2020, 08:28:54 PM
Poirot
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Post by: Poisson Du Jour on May 04, 2020, 09:25:23 AM
Poirot
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Post by: Flouncer on May 04, 2020, 09:59:09 AM
Tension Knob, mainly for that final shot. Great response to some strong play from Poirot.
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Post by: holyzombiejesus on May 04, 2020, 11:06:59 AM
tension knob
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Post by: Chollis on May 04, 2020, 11:24:42 AM
Poirot
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Post by: ZoyzaSorris on May 04, 2020, 12:39:27 PM
Great all round. Finding it hard to be committal!
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Post by: selectivememory on May 04, 2020, 10:46:47 PM
Tension Knob is into the next round with a 19-10 win here. Top quality match all round though, and thanks for playing Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse. I take a lot of pleasure in the fact that Glinner’s probably seen these since someone tweeted him a link to the thread.
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Post by: king_tubby on May 04, 2020, 10:58:42 PM
Tension Knob is into the next round with a 19-10 win here. Top quality match all round though, and thanks for playing Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse. I take a lot of pleasure in the fact that Glinner’s probably seen these since someone tweeted him a link to the thread.

This is like the 2019 election all over again. Youse people are fuckin idiots.
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Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on May 05, 2020, 12:36:27 AM
Tension Knob is into the next round with a 19-10 win here. Top quality match all round though, and thanks for playing Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse. I take a lot of pleasure in the fact that Glinner’s probably seen these since someone tweeted him a link to the thread.
Haha yeah I'm actually glad I couldn't get "Shining but with furry dickgirls instead of twins" to work now, he might have decided to sue us all. Congratulations Tension Knob. This was a ton of fun and if the lockdown continues I would love to take part in a doubles tournament, if such a thing can be attempted.
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Post by: FerriswheelBueller on May 05, 2020, 01:23:58 AM
I’d consider getting my laptop out from wherever the fuck it lives and buying some decent image-making software if doubles was announced.

We could lose, and I could shift all the blame onto my hapless partner.
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Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on May 05, 2020, 01:32:01 AM
I used a combo of pixlr and Paint 3D, works all right for what I want to do.
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Post by: FerriswheelBueller on May 05, 2020, 01:39:23 AM
I used a combo of pixlr and Paint 3D, works all right for what I want to do.

Noted, thanks
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Post by: alan nagsworth on May 05, 2020, 07:38:18 AM
I’ve been using GIMP which is totally freeware and very versatile. It was annoying at first to work out the differences from Photoshop but after a few days I was back on track. It’s well worth getting.
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Post by: BlodwynPig on May 05, 2020, 08:39:42 AM
Tension
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Post by: Tension Knob on May 05, 2020, 12:21:14 PM
Thank you for the game Poirots, I really enjoyed looking at and thinking about your images.

Although I look forward to never seeing linehan's face again.
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Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on May 05, 2020, 12:31:36 PM
Thank you for the game Poirots, I really enjoyed looking at and thinking about your images.

Although I look forward to never seeing linehan's face again.
Yours were excellent. I really struggled to return your first one. The one I posted was the fifth idea I had.