Bristol meet - Sat 19th June - it's drinking, but with Whores

[Morrisfan82]

Let's have a Caption Competition. I'll start:


"Please sir, can I have some more?"

[Partridge's Love Child]

In defence of his sexual proclivity, Almost puts his mouth where his money is.

Or something.  Ah balls to it, I'm going home.

[Lady Beany]

RE: caption comp:

'I need to poo and I need to poo NOW! Nnnnnnnnyarrrgh!'

Yeh, good thinking PLC.  Must go hommmmmmme....

[Ambient Sheep]

The bird...

PLEASE stop doing that, or I may have to burst into tears.

Why?  No, really, why - I want to know.  I've seen this argument knocking about a couple of times recently.  Perhaps it's a regional thing...

Perhaps it is.  To me it's nearly as bad as saying something like "p**i".  Really!

I realise that to you that must seem odd and quite possibly depressing, but it's the truth.  Sorry 'bout that.

[Uncle_Z]

Before...




...after

[Lt Plonker]

It looks like imitationleather has just elbowed that poor lass round the face. "Keep your hands off me!"

[Morrisfan82]

Rehearsals for the Verbwhores Invisible Steel Band continue apace

[Almost Yearly]

^ The audience at a Rush gig.

Let's have a Caption Competition.

"I am as perturbed as fuck by recent events, not to mentioned stoned as the Giant's Causeway, and will just squat down here out of the way for a while. Oh, right, point a fucking camera at me why don't you you big wally."

;-)

[Partridge's Love Child]

The bird...

PLEASE stop doing that, or I may have to burst into tears.

Why?  No, really, why - I want to know.  I've seen this argument knocking about a couple of times recently.  Perhaps it's a regional thing...

Perhaps it is.  To me it's nearly as bad as saying something like "p**i".  Really!

I realise that to you that must seem odd and quite possibly depressing, but it's the truth.  Sorry 'bout that.

!

I am flabbergasted.  I shall try and remember to limit my use of it.  I'm afraid it does tend to trip off the tongue, and therefore off the fingers.  However, I would be interested if you, or indeed anyone else can tell me why it's so offensive - not because I want to argue the toss, but because I've always wondered where it's derived from.  Why on Earth do we call ladies "birds" - we don't call men "lizards" or something do we.

[Almost Yearly]

Stags, studs, tigers - positive (but still objectifying)

Rats, pigs, dogs, snakes, toads, Sheep - negative ;-)

[Partridge's Love Child]

Rats [...] - negative

There's nothing negative in my feelings for him.

Change thread now. This is a meet thread.

Yes, just spotted the other one, sorry everyone.

Are you pointing out Mayer's big Jew nose there?  Made oy larf anyroad.

[Almost Yearly]

Tracing its graceful curve. Very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

[Cerys]

Why on Earth do we call ladies "birds" - we don't call men "lizards" or something do we.

I've explained this before....

[Ambient Sheep]

Why on Earth do we call ladies "birds" - we don't call men "lizards" or something do we.

I've explained this before....

You have indeed.  Will reply further on the other thread if I get time.

[blue jammer]

Why was she sleeping?

I hope she's still not there now :|

[Almost Yearly]

Why was she sleeping?

I didn't do it. [/Bart]

[Morrisfan82]

She was in the pub last night, awake. And the other one. I said hi but they didn't seem particularly keen on chatting to me. Hmm...

[Ambient Sheep]

She was in the pub last night, awake. And the other one. I said hi but they didn't seem particularly keen on chatting to me. Hmm...

Awwwwwrrr...

[Ambient Sheep]

Why was she sleeping?

I didn't do it. [/Bart]

's true.  He didn't.  Just too much alcohol, I think, and she was swiftly revived by application of Red Bull (as can be seen in one of the other photos).

[Morrisfan82]

's true.  He didn't.  Just too much alcohol, I think, and she was swiftly revived by application of Red Bull (as can be seen in one of the other photos).

Sheepy!! Think of the sponsors, please!

[Ambient Sheep]

Sorry.  I do apologise.

Bell-Ex gives you sanitary towels.

[Still Not George]

Bell-Ex - not so much an energy drink, more a laxative with ZIP!

Beer, cola bottles, AY's scalp and a Ruth Clone. I'm seething with barely contained jealousy. Seething, I tell ya.