Fucked up MSN conversations

[VorpalSword]

why doesn't someone just add cute_puppy_dog16@hotmail.com to their MSN and see what happens?

[hencole]

Posting to this forum is bad enough, but entering the seedy world of MSN? Full of scary people and scary talk.

[Rats]

Mondeo: they wouldnt give me a usual one so it sjust a brown jumpsuit with constable tipp exe'ed on the back


Was it a furry jump suit like felt or suede? that's how I pictured it.

[weekender]

Of course, hypothetically speaking, if the whole thing was made up, then anyone e-mailing/MSNing cute_puppy_dog16@hotmail.com would get e-mails from what sounded like an american teenager.  Alternatively, hypothetically speaking, if the whole thing was true, then anyone e-mailing/MSNing cute_puppy_dog16@hotmail.com would get e-mails/messages from what sounded like an american teenager.

how can u tel the difrence?

[hencole]

By grabbing your balls and feeding them to you. If you choke she's imaginary, if you swallow them down whole then she's real.

[Johnny Yesno]

Of course, hypothetically speaking, if the whole thing was made up, then anyone e-mailing/MSNing cute_puppy_dog16@hotmail.com would get e-mails from what sounded like an american teenager.  Alternatively, hypothetically speaking, if the whole thing was true, then anyone e-mailing/MSNing cute_puppy_dog16@hotmail.com would get e-mails/messages from what sounded like an american teenager.

how can u tel the difrence?

You could ask for sex. If your front door was smashed down by a bloke shouting "Knock! Knock! Knock!" then I'd say the whole thing was probably true. Mind you, could a person be sure you wouldn't carry a prank that far, eh?

[petercussing]

Yeah, guy, that conversation is unique in that i both found it massively harsh and incredibly funny. I don't know what to think now. Mmm.
  And my friend tried to kill himself recently. Mmmmmmm.

Well done that was funny and fuck you, that was harsh, is my final (non)statement.

[terminallyrelaxed]

Is this another one of your "I've done something that would either be quite amusing if I hadnt taken it so far or is just beyond the pale and now I'm going to bask in your admonitions before I tell you all it never happened and I was winding you up" stories, a la "I've battered the local burglar to death with an 18" rubber cock, shall I call the cops or chop him up?" is it weekender?

No-one was 'playing the part' of 'cute_puppy_dog' - as far as I'm aware she is actually a friend of 'Ana', who lives in America.  The conversation was genuine.

[DJ One Record]

The way I see it, all three parties are in the wrong in that convo: weekender for his shameless disregard for other's feelings, Gaz for his completely unconvincing performance as a police officer and the girl for falling for it.

There's a lesson for us all in there.

[Space ghost]

Yawn, I'm bored.Perhaps if I post to this it'll sink like every other damn thread.



*wanders off muttering*

[gazzyk1ns]

The way I see it, all three parties are in the wrong in that convo: <snip> Gaz for his completely unconvincing performance as a police officer

Owch, that really hurts, criticism of my ability to impersonate a foreign police officer, over the internet,  in a situation where a real police officer would never be involved in the first place.

uve made me cry :,(

[DJ One Record]

[Bernard Black] Don't mention it. Buy me a drink sometime. [/BB]

[thatmuch]

From what I can tell, there is some 15/16 year old female in America called...

etc.

Some people are just cold, it seems. It scares me that people can be so cold as to do this kind of thing, or to find it in any way funny.

(sorry, bit late reading this)

[wheatgod]

heres some chat baiting from paul rose, the guy who did digitiser:
http://www.mrbiffo.com/chatbaiter.htm
quite good, if you liked digi

[Jet Set Willy]

heres some chat baiting from paul rose, the guy who did digitiser:
http://www.mrbiffo.com/chatbaiter.htm
quite good, if you liked digi

I'm Lovin' It

[Cerys]

Craig said it was the third best thing he'd ever seen, after his dog swallowing a bee, and a Billy Joel concert he went to in 1988

Not the funniest thing on there, but for some reason this bit made me giggle like a maniac.

[The Boston Crab]

Goldentony, you made me laugh quite a lot.

Weekender and Gaz, wherefore?

[shatnersbassoon]

wow, for a chris morris site, people take a spot of yank baiting pretty seriously don't they?

She should be outside not wasting her life on the internet. But then again, none of us can really talk can we?

[poison popcorn]

these lines cracked me up:

Mondeo: d'you like ladders

and the end:

Mondeo: no just wellies
Mondeo: and a big fibreglass otter
Mondeo: hello?

the first one was a bit much though. if it was real.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Blimey, weekender should be shot for that. What a complete prick.

[thomasina]

Kids do the funniest things, don't they?  There was a thread for that sort of thing once.  Anyway, my daughter just copied the following to me.  Enjoy:

Weekender@hotmail.co.uk: Ever been raped?
itsdirtyandyouwantit@hotmail.com: No. You?
Weekender@hotmail.co.uk: No. So, are you fit and do you swallow?
itsdirtyandyouwantit@hotmail.com: Swallow what?
Weekender@hotmail.co.uk: Cum
itsdirtyandyouwantit@hotmail.com: No. You?
Weekender@hotmail.co.uk: Is that all you say? Are you a bot or something?
itsdirtyandyouwantit@hotmail.com: No. You?
Weekender@hotmail.co.uk: Oh, fuck off.
itsdirtyandyouwantit@hotmail.com: No. You?

(Weekender@hotmail.co.uk has logged out)

[skibz]

Weekender@hotmail.co.uk

???? I though hotmail addresses only ended in .com?

[thomasina]

you can have a made-up e-mail address as your hotmail id.  But those aren't the real id's anyway.

[weekender]

Weekender@hotmail.co.uk

Nothing to do with me, but thanks for making it look like it was.

[thomasina]

Sorry.  I can see why you wouldn't want to be made to look like a sick fuck.  She does wind up the occasional paedophile but  they usually log out when she asks for their credit card number.