The Wanking Judge

[ccab]

This is an absoltuely hilarious report about a 50-something American judge recently suspended for "moral turpitude". You see, while in session in murder cases the big Judge would have his hands below his bench fiddling with his little judge. He passed his time wanking it, making it grow with pumps, gardening it and grooming it with special oils. He was eventually caught out because he seemed to like making his extra-judicial joys apparent to the lady court officials.

You can read this beautiful tale here, together with a photocopy of the hilariously worded complaint against him.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html

[Alberon]

Just did a search for this judge on google news and it looks like he's going to fight this one.

He's got himself a lawyer and he's said the allegations are designed to 'attack and embarrass him'.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/062504dntexokjudge.a1517.html