Quick! Before he notices!!!

[TraceyQ]

It's Neil's birthday today.

I'd give him a birthday hand-job, but he lives soooo far away.

<wink and a click> right at you, Boss Man.

[butnut]

How did this slip out?

Happy Birthday Bigboy - unless this is a nasty scam from Q.

[Munday's Chylde]

ooooh and he hates threads like this too

happy birthday noznoz

[Jemble Fred]

Neil, this is your birthday.

[Regular John]

Many happy returms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

I'll repeat myself in the official thread.

Have a fantastic birthday Neil! We'll all be thinking of you!

*WINK*

[Frinky]

Happy Birthday, Captain N.

[no_offenc]

Happl Birthdfy Nell.

Hage a vood one.

[weekender]

I'd give him a birthday hand-job, but he lives soooo far away.

I'll remember that when it's my birthday then.

Happy birthday Neil.

[Almost Yearly]

Some diseases don't go away when you ignore them, unfortunately.


Happy birthday, Neil.

[Rats]

happy fat fuck off

[mr rou-rou]

Happy Birthday, look on the brightside, you could be nearer your death than your birth

[thomasina]

Happy Birthday Neil.


*Fucking Hell, it doesn't take much to start a fight round here, does it?*

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

EDIT- Should have been a PM thomasina, and my reply should have been too.

[weekender]

You can't fucking resist it can you?  Here's a nice thread about Neil's birthday, and you post some drivelling little words about your own fucking useless self.  Fucking hell.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEIL.

[hands cold, liver warm]

happy birthday old boy

Please pm me a slice of your cake, it looks great.

[Johnny Yesno]

I got you a fookin' cake. It was this big. But I fookin' ate it,
candles 'n' all. That's why I'm fartin' fookin' smoke rings.
Happy  fookin' birthday.

[gazzyk1ns]

Hope you have a good one Neil!

[Rubbish Monkey]

happy birthday, make it a good un

[Doctor Stamen]

Yeah, happy birthday chief!

[Ambient Sheep]

Hippy baaaa-aaaa-aaaa-aaaa-thday.

[Lt Plonker]

Yay!

[MojoJojo]

Happy Birthday

[Concerned But Powerless]

[Chadwick]

Happy Life Day Neil.

[Papercut]

Happy Birthday!

[danabnormal]

yes ,i will  echo everbody and wish the boss-man a very happy birthday.

but no doubt he's too pissed to read this by now!!!

[Hans]

I rarely post but would still like to wish you a happy birthday.  Hope you've had a good one.

[Concerned But Powerless]

[Dr David V]

Well done Neil, another 366 days have passed and you're still alive! Here's to another year! Don't worry, this one will be easier, there's only 365 days this time round.