World Cup 2018 it is in Russia

[finnquark]

See yous all in the Sports Bar with Cundy and the boys at 10?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The big red machine

Winner

[Sgt. Duckie]

Post match wank?

[jobotic]

well good

[imitationleather]

The Tunisian players crying after the first game seems a bit much.

Less public displays of emotion please, lads.

[BlodwynPig]

"Exceptional performance" says Lineker.

Universal praise from all the big pundits. They needed this 2-1 victory over the titans of Tunisia, so badly. So so badly.

[mothman]

My takeaway is, they probably made more of a meal of that than they needed to. Or should be doing if they really aspire to top-level international football.

[imitationleather]

Our first World Cup win since I was a young, young man.

[BlodwynPig]

That'll give the lads the confidence to "go again" and get a draw with Panama.

[massive bereavement]

The Sun gets its' readers to kiss Harry's boot, scores with his head.

[The Boston Crab]

Player Ratings

Pickgorf - no chance wifh the goal - 8
Walker - dummy skills - 8
Maguire - thick as fuck - 8
Stine - header - 8
Tripper - get angry at a proximity Arab - 10
Jorden - Captain Annfield - 4
Lingard - Abort - 0
Khan - John aldridhlge - 8
Sterling - miss me with that g** shit - 0
Renford - cant recall - 0
Loftus - 10 - running

[DrGreggles]

Gareth Southgate shows his delight as England nick a late winner:

[jobotic]

Credit to the lads. It's history. It is was it is.

[finnquark]

That was such a nice finish from Kane

[mothman]

They'd be better off faking their deaths and moving to Panama.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

In fairness to Kane, a pretty thick fuck, that was an honest interview from an honest guy. Didn't choose the moment to whinge about his treatment. Just enjoyed the winner. Old fashioned sixties mentality.

[Captain Z]

Kane now scored twice as many World Cup goals as Rooney.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Old fashioned sixties mentality.

#METOO

[ziggy starbucks]

Kane is our brexit hero

stick his mug on the 10p coin

[Beagle 2]

The Tunisian players crying after the first game seems a bit much.

Fuck em.

THIS IS WAR.

[Norton Canes]

In fairness to Kane, a pretty thick

Harsh..?

[im barry bethel]

Kane is our brexit hero

stick his mug on the 10p coin

. Sterling's going on the ten quid note, Peter Crouch has the 50p piece

[Beagle 2]

Jordan Henderson's voice should be removed from the competition.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

. Sterling's going on the ten quid note

Raheem Euro

[BlodwynPig]

DEFFO QUARTERS FOR ENGLAND NOW

[ziggy starbucks]

Sky News reporting that iniesta just shat himself big time mate

[Z]

My non-English flatmate was cheering when the winner was scored. Bizarre behaviour altogether...

[DrGreggles]

"Exceptional performance" says Lineker.

Wish I'd watched the same game as him.

[im barry bethel]

Jordan Henderson's voice should be removed from the competition.

Does anyone speak fluent Hendo?

[mothman]

"Character!" And that's HOUSE!!!