What good is going to come from this?

[imitationleather]

Greenland?

Merthyr Tydfil.

[idunnosomename]

boris johnson might die ahhaha

[Ferris]

Bored, inadequate, depressed husk.

Can't wait!

Greenland?

Toronto to Halifax, NS. Nice city, not too small, tons of family there to look after the nipper so I can disappear down the boozer for the occasional 6 day session. Google reckons it is 1,117 miles.

Mostly excited about leaving my job tbh which is stressful as fuck. I'm sick of working 60hr weeks for The Man. Wanna work 0hr weeks for nobody.

[idunnosomename]

i love matt lucas wholesomely duetting with the stars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay-XzDVx3BM

hope he does george "corpsegrinder" fisher next. i mean joking aside george is such a good egg he'd probably do it

[Head Gardener]

the first social distancing car

[dandoystevski]

Not entirely without merit: https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/apr/08/jewish-chronicle-and-jewish-news-to-be-liquidated-and-staff-laid-off?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Tweet

[jobotic]

Corbyn's gone. Pollard's work is done.

[Fry]

Twitter will be weird after this. Normally the conversion is led by legions of blue tick media types with vague bios who'll presumably all be out of their non-jobs after the big recession hits.

[Head Gardener]

People in South Africa can see the mothership for the first time in years as the lock down eases air pollution

[Sebastian Cobb]

the first social distancing car

We need taxi's with separate bubble-domes to keep the drivers safe.

[Cloud]

People will finally be in a habit of washing their hands

We might learn to treat other illnesses like the flu and harsh colds with a bit more respect rather than crawling into work and spreading it around

Other than that, not a lot I fear.  If most employers are like mine they'll be itching to get us back in the office for supervision rather than having to sift through daily "this is what I've achieved today" emails.

[buttgammon]

Already resigned to the fact that my hopes for wholesale economic change are going to be thwarted. As ever, reports of the death of capitalism have been exaggerated. Stuff like this is making me suspicious of how the aftermath is going to be weaponised:

https://www.irishtimes.com/business/economy/euro-finance-ministers-agree-500bn-package-to-address-pandemic-fallout-1.4225472

The Hague also insisted that loans from the bailout funds not used for health costs should not be unconditional, and that there should be incentives for weaker economies to reform their finances – unacceptable to Italy.

Both Italy and the Netherlands claimed victory after the compromise. Italy claimed eurobonds were still on the table and that ESM loans would be unconditional. Meanwhile, Dutch finance minister Wopke Hoekstra said ESM loans for non-medical costs would come "with conditions".

It doesn't take much imagination to figure out what 'reform' and 'conditions' mean here.