is anyone actually obeying the lockdown?

[idunnosomename]

Do people keep fireworks in their home through the year?

right to bear bangers

[Dr Trouser]

He can wriggle out of this. The report said he was travelling on his own, mentioned past instances where he takes his parents food and medication, and there was no evidence that he went into the house. The Guardian reporting was not a concrete bang to rights case.

And the trip from London to see his wife and kids in their house. Not in his constituency of course....

[Dewt]

Have you noticed, that people are still going outside a lot?
All the denouncement, had absolutely no effect.
Parents and counselors, constantly scorn them,
but people are still going outside a lot and nothing seems to stop them.
Do you realize that people are still going outside a lot?
They've been told not to, perhaps they are perplexed.
When you see them holding hands, they're making future plans to engage in the activity.
Do you understand me?
People are still going outside a lot.
Socialisation keeps on lurking.
Nothing makes them stop.
This COVID-19 thing's not working.
People are still going outside a lot.
It's been going on for quite awhile.
Perhaps it's quite fashionable.
It hasn't gone out of style.
It's a fact that people are still going outside a lot.
It's rather obvious, it's just what one expects.

[BlodwynPig]

Loads of cars passing through the village today, no doubt travelling North to their camp sites and caravans for the Easter Weekend. Wish I had some of those spike strips.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The general public being dishonest sacks of shit, as per...

[idunnosomename]

I admire the 1% who just said "Don't know". heroroes.

[El Unicornio, mang]

"Don't know" lol

"Had a big dogging party at Epping Forest most nights of the week, don't know if that's following the lockdown rules or not!"

[Uncle TechTip]

I've sometimes gone out twice, once for sugar treat shopping, once for exercise, so i am following the lockdown "nearly all the time".

[bgmnts]

Two jeremy kyle fodder chav couples outside the flats have put a table up in the car park near their white van with their shitty bulldog wandering around.

That's the shittest way to disobey the lockdown ever.

[Butchers Blind]

Fuck the lockdown!  Get outside, its a four day weekend and the weather's lovely.

[DistressedArea]

Ah bollocks, never mind.

[jobotic]

Took my daughter to the big park down the road today. Didn't go anywhere near the playground or any other people but we did sit on the hill for a while and play eye spy.

So are we cunts?

[Cuntbeaks]

Took my daughter to the big park down the road today. Didn't go anywhere near the playground or any other people but we did sit on the hill for a while and play eye spy.

So are we cunts?

I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with C.

[chveik]

Took my daughter to the big park down the road today. Didn't go anywhere near the playground or any other people but we did sit on the hill for a while and play eye spy.

So are we cunts?

possibly, but not for that particular reason

[jobotic]

Is it because I wrote "eye spy"?

[gib]

Is it because I wrote "eye spy"?

We can add that to the list.

[idunnosomename]

i am an utter miserable cunt but playing I-Spy on a hill with your kids sounds lovely and I endorse it.

in the same vein I saw in my flats today the divorced bloke underneath's kids had stuck cut outs of easter eggs with happy easter daddy/thank you keyworker (he's a prison guard) on his front door which was sweet

even if "keyworker" is a bit DPRK parrot propaganda garbage. i mean i agree it's an important job. even if we shouldn't have prisons in my ideal society

[bgmnts]

But Mr Drakeford added that should the police request greater powers as the pandemic continues, "they will get those powers".

Fucksake.

Better get my easter eggs in tomorrow early.

[Thomas]

Went on one of Ireland's state-approved one hour walks this evening, to the soothing tones of Novara Media. Watched as a man gently encouraged a swan out of the road, just in time for an ambulance to come screaming past.

[Sin Agog]

even if "keyworker" is a bit DPRK parrot propaganda garbage. i mean i agree it's an important job. even if we shouldn't have prisons in my ideal society

Oh yeah?  We shouldn't, should we?  Please tell me where exactly would we put all the prison guards if there were no prisons?

[Sin Agog]

My little bro just took a Picaresque trip from Czech Republic to Germany to Holland to Belgium to Shoreham, many of whose borders are closed (unfortunately not including Shoreham), just so he could shanghai a few friends into running a juggling equipment warehouse with him.  He got a bit arsey when I wouldn't let him in the house.

[idunnosomename]

lol caitlin moran

https://twitter.com/sthompingground/status/1248884324306485248

[Danger Man]

I hope she's keeping her mouth closed so the viruses can't fly in.