Tip jar

If you like CaB and wish to support it, you can use PayPal or KoFi. Thank you, and I hope you continue to enjoy the site - Neil.

Buy Me a Coffee at ko-fi.com

Support CaB

Recent

Welcome to Cook'd and Bomb'd. Please login or sign up.

April 27, 2024, 07:43:31 AM

Login with username, password and session length

COVID Deso

Started by touchingcloth, April 15, 2020, 12:28:11 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

touchingcloth

Christ alive some of the bleakest news I've ever read has come out of this fucker. This is related to the HS Art form only in terms of how utterly, truly desolate it is rather than how lolsome, but the worst of it I've seen yet are:

Hospitals making Amazon wish lists for people to buy them crucial medical supplies
Zoos making lists of which animals will get slaughtered first to feed the remaining ones
An elderly woman repeatedly pleading with her
Spoiler alert
Alexa to help with her pain, alone in her dying hours
[close]

The numbness I felt on reading that last one will haunt me forever. It's been days since I read about it but its memory keeps making itself known to me.

Take care of yourselves. Fuck.


Dex Sawash

Quote from: touchingcloth on April 15, 2020, 12:28:11 AM

An elderly woman repeatedly pleading with her
Spoiler alert
Alexa to help with her pain, alone in her dying hours
[close]


Now I need to report myself to the worst corona reactions thread for laughing

chveik


Hand Solo

Old Woman: "Alexa.. please help.. I can't cope with the pain today."

Alexa: "Playing 'Peaches - Fuck The Pain Away'."

Old Woman: "I am frightened and confused."

A jaded beat cop breaks down the door of an unresponsive elderly tenant and trips over a pile of fifteen individually-posted copies of Help! on vinyl. Desolation.

Kryton

Quote from: touchingcloth on April 15, 2020, 12:28:11 AM

An elderly woman repeatedly pleading with her
Spoiler alert
Alexa to help with her pain, alone in her dying hours
[close]

The numbness I felt on reading that last one will haunt me forever. It's been days since I read about it but its memory keeps making itself known to me.

Take care of yourselves. Fuck.

Man, that's fucking bleak. Could Alexa not have rang an ambulance though?

Bence Fekete

Isn't that a fairly normal/common thing to be asking the surveillance assistance pod though?

Like if she could type it's what you'd type. Or if you were in hospital it's what you'd ask a doctor. Sad, but not really that tragic. 'I am dying and need help' likely to feature in most of our final squirms one way or another. 

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Hand Solo on April 15, 2020, 01:57:08 AM
Old Woman: "Alexa.. please help.. I can't cope with the pain today."

Alexa: "Playing 'Peaches - Fuck The Pain Away'."

Old Woman: "I am frightened and confused."

Oh glory!

touchingcloth

Quote from: Dex Sawash on April 15, 2020, 01:10:10 AM
Now I need to report myself to the worst corona reactions thread for laughing

My first reaction was to laugh and think "this is going into HS Art", shortly followed by thinking "hmm, this is a bit more like the worst Black Mirror concept ever - this is going onto CaB somewhere", shortly followed by my soul moaning.

imitationleather

Quote from: Pearly-Dewdrops Drops on April 15, 2020, 02:32:15 AM
A jaded beat cop breaks down the door of an unresponsive elderly tenant and trips over a pile of fifteen individually-posted copies of Help! on vinyl. Desolation.

Christ this made me laugh.