Your Favourite Rodent

[Mr Eggs]

He gives us HOPE,you blind fool. If he can live near blind and almost limbless under searing hot sand then SO CAN WE!

He's my new Barack Obama,yon mole.

Vote Golden Mole for change,liberalism,free entry to steam fairs,ban golf.
His views on gay marriage and abortion are about as left as we can hope for in these Neocon times.

[biggytitbo]

I went to art college with a golden mole, and he told be being a golden mole was ace.

[Mr Eggs]

They are bullshitters....But thats Art College.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Malignant little bastards.

[Mr Eggs]

Fuck you Claude. I'll stand up for the cunts.



Hugging a lizard! Look!...Hugging....hugging...not eating...oh.......................

Little evil shits. Fuck off rodents.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Moles aren't rodents.

[Mr Eggs]

^ Fair fucks,Claude. I didn't introduce 'em to the thread but I couldn't stand by when Star-nosed moles bobbed up unopposed.

Chuck in a Tenrec or a Rock hyrax.

Dares ya.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Well, while we're playing fast and loose with our classifications, we may as well mention the obvious bats.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

[mook]

that thing can't be real surely? it's got lobster paws going on. can't be right.

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that thing can't be real surely? it's got lobster paws going on. can't be right.

Moles aren't rodents they are CRABS (or whatever it is crabs are).

[Buelligan]

They are crafty.

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Are moles crafty, though?  Unless they are, they are not the same.

[Buelligan]

Yes, they are crafty as pie.  They mostly operate at night, secretly buggering peoples' gardens, at least one of them has killed a member of the royal family and the girl ones turn into "boy" ones for much of the year (bullying issues).  How much more crafty do you want for sweet Jesus and his Dad's sake?

[BlodwynPig]

Tracked one of these in the Pyrenees, he led me to a cave full of tramp shit and litter.

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Yes, they are crafty as pie.  They mostly operate at night, secretly buggering peoples' gardens, at least one of them has killed a member of the royal family and the girl ones turn into "boy" ones for much of the year (bullying issues).  How much more crafty do you want for sweet Jesus and his Dad's sake?

Does peer-pressure driven biannual sex-changing count as craftiness?  If they were doing it mainly for some kind of social, cultural or political gain I'd be more sure.

I am aware that both moles and crabs totter around on tiptoes and blend into wallpaper, though.  That's quite crafty.  And to rub it in they even pull lots of really fucking stupid faces at the nearby humans.

[Mr Eggs]

that thing can't be real surely? it's got lobster paws going on. can't be right.

If you make a golden mole bald,it looks like this underneath:


They have claws and will swim up yer ass to get at your soft innards so DON'T LIE DOWN ON THE DESERT SAND!

[biggytitbo]

Moles are bears.

[Mr Eggs]

Tracked one of these in the Pyrenees, he led me to a cave full of tramp shit and litter.

Why does it look so damn nervous? Is it worried that its missed the last bus home?

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

He's run out of cigarettes.

[biggytitbo]

Why does it look so damn nervous? Is it worried that its missed the last bus home?

I think he's worried that the other marmots are making fun of him behind his back.

[Mr Eggs]

He's run out of cigarettes.

...And Wainwrights gawping at him from the right hand rock whilst smoking crushed-up Lamberts in his pipe like the tight-arsed get he is.

[ZoyzaSorris]

Got to be the harvest mouse, no? They gots live ones at horniman museum and woods mill, sussexland. They can live in tennis balls.

And they have prehensile tails, and pretty much anything with a prehensile tail is better than anything which doesnt

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Got to be the harvest mouse, no? They gots live ones at horniman museum and woods mill, sussexland. They can live in tennis balls.

The photographer would have struggled with me presenting my cock rather than my thumb; let me put it that way.

[biggytitbo]

You could wear one of those on the end of your winky like a gonk on a pencil.

[Buelligan]

Only if you had a very small pencil.

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Gonks come in diminished sizes.  Some of them even fit pencils.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Why would a gonk on a pencil wear a mouse on its penis?

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Same reason the rest of us would.

[biggytitbo]

Only if you had a very small pencil.

Left is my pencil, right is Replies pencil.