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Title: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: Pink Gregory on May 07, 2022, 02:24:53 PM
1 - Hoisin Crispy Owl
2 - Nutty nut nuts
3 - Non-Calendar Dates
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth on May 07, 2022, 02:43:46 PM
In no particular order:

Pork cylinders
Bon bon bon bons
Hibernian eggs
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: Fr.Bigley on May 07, 2022, 03:00:38 PM
Egg and ham slabs
Fluffyruffs
Twenty cheese omlette
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: Inspector Norse on May 07, 2022, 03:03:08 PM
Pizzer
Pints o' cream
Hoisin crispy owl
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: JamesTC on May 07, 2022, 03:04:09 PM
Clown nose fruit
Egg and ham slabs
Bread 'n' ham deltoids
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: prelektric on May 07, 2022, 03:13:09 PM
As much as there is, we're going to run out pretty quick.

So we're going to have to make up our own, hopefully funny, versions.


Constantine Pudding
Boris Balls
Hindenburg Eggs
Fritzl Schnitzel


Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on May 07, 2022, 03:24:16 PM
During Dinner Mints
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: Fr.Bigley on May 07, 2022, 05:16:47 PM
Orange fish flesh
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: shoulders on May 07, 2022, 05:28:09 PM
Deltoids
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: prelektric on May 07, 2022, 05:43:02 PM
Mickey Mouse Moussaka
Magical Mushroom Paste
Huge Pie
Magic Pie
Mushroom Pie
Broccoli Monotony

But wait! There's more!

Vagina Cake
Jimmy Ruffin Muffin
Snotty Sneezecake
Weiss Scream
Hooker Cookie
Raspberry Beret

CALL NOW!
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on May 07, 2022, 06:19:13 PM
Cumcumcumcums
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: bgmnts on May 08, 2022, 09:23:56 PM
Pints o' cream
Chocolate quail's eggs
20 cheese omelette
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: Mr_Simnock on May 08, 2022, 10:46:27 PM
Hoisin crispy owl (that is fucking brilliant)
pork cylinders
mystery meat
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: sheddyian on May 10, 2022, 07:35:09 PM
Birthday pie
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: Ron Maels Moustache on May 10, 2022, 11:34:24 PM
Quote from: prelektric on May 07, 2022, 05:43:02 PMMickey Mouse Moussaka
Magical Mushroom Paste
Huge Pie
Magic Pie
Mushroom Pie
Broccoli Monotony

But wait! There's more!

Vagina Cake
Jimmy Ruffin Muffin
Snotty Sneezecake
Weiss Scream
Hooker Cookie
Raspberry Beret

CALL NOW!

Without wanting to be rude, I think this just demonstrates these are a lot harder to write then they look.

FWIW I think the "Sports Restaurant" version is as funny as the original, if not more so


SPORTSMAN'S CRUNCHY DISCS!

What happened to his Podpodpodcast? Was the whole gag that he only ever did one episode, lasting just 44 seconds?

Edit: Wait, no it was longer originally wasn't it, the full episode appears to've been yanked from everywhere. Did he get cold feet about it? Odd.
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: McChesney Duntz on May 10, 2022, 11:48:40 PM
You can still find the sole Podpodpodcast here: https://www.podbean.com/podcast-detail/eek8g-17e828/The-Brian-Butterfield-Pod-Pod-Podcast
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: shoulders on May 11, 2022, 08:27:37 PM
QuoteWithout wanting to be rude, I think this just demonstrates these are a lot harder to write then they look.

FWIW I think the "Sports Restaurant" version is as funny as the original, if not more so

The second paragraph kinda undermines your authority to dish out to anyone else what's funny.

That followup Sports Restaurant clip is just sort of sad. Half arsed, even the editor can't be bothered to put in the energy and rhythm requried. It's so lacking and so frequently misses opportunities to even hit a beat. It's a stretch to understand why anyone would think it's even in the same gravitational orbit as the original Diet Plan sketch.
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: bgmnts on May 11, 2022, 08:28:37 PM
Does sports restaurant have the Four Sports Cap?
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: Ron Maels Moustache on May 13, 2022, 12:19:39 AM
Quote from: shoulders on May 11, 2022, 08:27:37 PMThe second paragraph kinda undermines your authority to dish out to anyone else what's funny.

Ha! No, I don't think so mate. I've read the above poster's effort and I don't think it requires one to be an authority on comedy to pass judgement it. If you really feel like going to bat for it then knock yourself out.

QuoteThat followup Sports Restaurant clip is just sort of sad. Half arsed, even the editor can't be bothered to put in the energy and rhythm requried. It's so lacking and so frequently misses opportunities to even hit a beat. It's a stretch to understand why anyone would think it's even in the same gravitational orbit as the original Diet Plan sketch.

So what, you're incapable of understanding someone else having a different opinion on something to you? Is it really that hard to grasp? Christ.
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: shoulders on May 13, 2022, 07:02:41 AM
No, it's a stretch. I can stretch.
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: Pink Gregory on May 13, 2022, 12:00:40 PM
I don't think the Butterfield sketches for the CBBC show are as good either.  It's not the performance but something about the editing or the camera work, or maybe that they're a bit slower?

By the way, top 3 disguises

Pyramid Worker
Theatrical Ghost
Australian
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: prelektric on May 14, 2022, 12:28:29 PM
Quote from: Ron Maels Moustache on May 10, 2022, 11:34:24 PMWithout wanting to be rude, I think this just demonstrates these are a lot harder to write then they look.

I've the utmost respect for Peter, he's a proper dude. Met him once at a SPACED convention in Camden back in 2002. He bought me a pint. Lovely fella, was just chatting with him like you would anyone else. Big lad mind.

Back to the point though, I managed to make myself laugh by coming up with some of them. (trying to say Jimmy Ruffin Muffin in a Butterfield voice has me in fits days later) - but yes. I agree with you yet disagree at the same time. You should note that i did say "hopefully funny" in my initial input to this thread. You didn't like it, and that's perfectly fine.

(I did though... hehe)
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: Pink Gregory on May 14, 2022, 12:42:57 PM
Yeah Ms. Gregory has lost some weight recently and we're both doing 'these trousers are so loose!  I may have to buy a new belt!'
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: prelektric on May 14, 2022, 12:46:57 PM
Quote from: shoulders on May 11, 2022, 08:27:37 PMThat followup Sports Restaurant clip is just sort of sad. Half arsed, even the editor can't be bothered to put in the energy and rhythm required. It's so lacking and so frequently misses opportunities to even hit a beat. It's a stretch to understand why anyone would think it's even in the same gravitational orbit as the original Diet Plan sketch.

I have to agree with this. The "spark" just simply isn't there. Nothing will beat the original Butterfield segments on Serafinowicz's, quite brilliant sketch show*.

*Still grumpy that it didn't go anywhere for him, but it was lovely while it lasted
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: prelektric on May 14, 2022, 12:54:12 PM
Quote from: Pink Gregory on May 14, 2022, 12:42:57 PMYeah Ms. Gregory has lost some weight recently and we're both doing 'these trousers are so loose!  I may have to buy a new belt!'

You may joke, but I had an awful trouser malfunction in the Post Office last week. Whilst being served at the counter, my trousers fell down (I should add, I genuinely have lost a fair bit of weight recently). Now, once you realise something like that, you're gonna recover and pull up pretty damn quick. However, not quick enough for the superannuated lady behind who was merely filling out her lottery ticket. She chuckled, complimented me on my "lovely calves" and went back to scrawling on her bit of paper in an absolute desperate attempt, against impossible odds, to crawl out the hole we are all scratching around in.

When I told my Dad about this, he offered me some braces. I'm sort of old, but I'm not quite ready to become Bobby Ball. (RIP).

EDIT: - Just found out that Bobby was a good clear 10 years younger than me when he and Tommy had their first ITV show. Fuck. Perhaps I should accept the offer of those braces after all.
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on May 14, 2022, 01:19:02 PM
An "extremely small moment in comedy that make you laugh way more than intended" is how irritated Butterfield looks when the alarm goes off in the Diet Plan sketch.
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: prelektric on May 14, 2022, 01:37:23 PM
Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on May 14, 2022, 01:19:02 PMAn "extremely small moment in comedy that make you laugh way more than intended" is how irritated Butterfield looks when the alarm goes off in the Diet Plan sketch.

Glorious.

Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: idunnosomename on May 14, 2022, 02:09:11 PM
Thought it was funny that Mike Stoklasa of Red Letter Media often puts references to Butterfield in his videos, and when Brian throws away the Whistle Crustâ„¢ in the Sports restaurant sketch it inappropriately makes the generic "Kurlan naiskos" smash sound Mike's so fond of
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: magister on May 23, 2022, 12:36:20 PM
Chicken lengths
Mystery spread
Carbs'n'jam
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: Huxleys Babkins on May 23, 2022, 02:10:22 PM
I've taken to calling pancakes "batter flaps".
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: MrMealDeal on May 23, 2022, 04:39:53 PM
You might enjoy Apple Cabin Foods: https://liartownusa.tumblr.com/tagged/AppleCabin

Featuring:
Fool's Butter
Yard Meat
River Pups
Chicken in-a-cup
Raisin Zeta Jones
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: Pink Gregory on May 23, 2022, 08:48:31 PM
Loved those, especially the catalogue of hawk accessories.
Title: Re: Top 3 Brian Butterfield Foods
Post by: PlanktonSideburns on May 26, 2022, 02:58:22 PM
Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on May 14, 2022, 01:19:02 PMAn "extremely small moment in comedy that make you laugh way more than intended" is how irritated Butterfield looks when the alarm goes off in the Diet Plan sketch.

the tiny knife and fork is a lovely touch n all