Captain Tom Moore

[idunnosomename]

what if the grasshopper wins. i'd like to see tyson fury trying to deck a grasshopper. it would be like a wise old man's parable.

[Chollis]

raise enough money to pay one of those guards to walk up and shoot him in the head

[idunnosomename]

GET IN MOAT CUNT

[Quote]

The garden's big enough to have a group of fellow coffin dodgers racing him around it like Wacky Races. It could help keep the betting industry afloat.

[idunnosomename]

so by the way, next clap day - 23 april: St George's Day, Shakespeare's birthday, Shakespeare's death day

next next clap day - 30 april: St Tom Moore of Britain's 100th anniversary

[Hand Solo]

Sorry lads, I genuinely thought the thread had played itself out so tried to implode it chest on grenade style with a terrible pun. But prove me wrong and keep outing this cunt and his cunt family. I hope he dies before his 100th and there's a legal reason they have to give all the money back, or even better lose all the money in binary transit due to an administrative error so all these mugs suffer. And die you old cunt.

[idunnosomename]

i mean the money should go to the NHS but so should their house. and i hope their company goes under.

the PR manager who handles enquiries on the old shambling cunt has this on their staff page

"Daisy's motto - Nothing is impossible, the word itself says I'M POSSIBLE!"

christ

and to be honest, i dont mind this old fucker getting some exercise. it's the other two in the house who are the true cunts. even if they havent committed war crimes

[Hand Solo]

and to be honest, i dont mind this old fucker getting some exercise. it's the other two in the house who are the true cunts. even if they havent committed war crimes

Yeah and they're not gonna mention the hip operation wasn't due to a sudden fall but from general deterioration of him getting his leg over on thousands of poor Indian children during the war. All the adults were concerned with fighting the Bosch and left him in the convenient situation known as 'Glitter's Lobster Tank'.

[Twit 2]

End him with a shovel to the head. Catch him on the turn, TWANG right off the temple. Merciful, cheap, low-carbon footprint. What's not to love?

[idunnosomename]

why cant we turn Marston Moretaine old rectory into a covid ward for bedford

answers below

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[Utter Shit]

Turns out Cookd and Bombd's aggressive cynicism was ahead of the curve once more.

The charity that organised this whole thing, Maytrix, have earned 600k off the back of it so far (2% of the money raised plus 5% of gift aid). Which is all fairly standard for fundraising, except that the organisers of the charity are...the old boy's daughter and son in law.

https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/07337664/officers

[Hand Solo]

idunnosomename, where's your journalist research now, eh?

I done no research and called it!

What a bunch of bastards.

[Huxleys Babkins]

TV's Nick Knowles is after getting the monied old cunt's fence fixed for free;

https://twitter.com/MrNickKnowles/status/1252191172472254464

Captain Tom Moore's fundraised over £25 million for NHS
He now needs help
Are U a generous fencing contractor in Bedfordshire
RT
Contact me

[idunnosomename]

that's a bloody good gig if you can get it

[Danger Man]

Turns out Cookd and Bombd's aggressive cynicism was ahead of the curve once more.

The charity that organised this whole thing, Maytrix, have earned 600k off the back of it so far (2% of the money raised plus 5% of gift aid).

Do you have a link for this?

[idunnosomename]

Maytrix arent a charity they're a recruitment company. hence them being on companies house and not the charities commission. its all pretty self-interested promotion but i dont think they're profiting off are brave tommy

[Hand Solo]

Maytrix arent a charity they're a recruitment company. hence them being on companies house and not the charities commission. its all pretty self-interested promotion but i dont think they're profiting off are brave tommy

Who be this, then? https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/04162317

Looks like Justgiving.com have had a bit of a mark-up in profits from last year anyway: https://apps.charitycommission.gov.uk/Accounts/Ends13/0001098313_AC_20181231_E_C.pdf

[idunnosomename]

Justgiving arent a charity though they just facilitate donations. They make profit

[El Unicornio, mang]

Money talks, Captain Tom Moore walks

[Hand Solo]

Maytrix arent a charity they're a recruitment company. hence them being on companies house and not the charities commission. its all pretty self-interested promotion but i dont think they're profiting off are brave tommy

I dunno, I'm confused about all this and deeply cynical so..

Looks like Colin Ingram-Moore did a failed bikeride for prostate cancer on Justgiving back in June 2010: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/ingram-moore

He incorporates that Maytrix Group Limited only 2 months later not sure how or why Utter Shit linked them together, but I think there may be a link somewhere if someone digs around enough?: https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/07337664

Now just today there's been a flurry of activity in their filings, mainly changing the company address from the massive Old Rectory house they share with Zimmerframe Jesus to a business park building he and his wife seems to run a few of his other companies out of: https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/07337664/filing-history

He seems to be appointed to a fair few companies that are nearly all run out of his home or that business park address: https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/officers/zOZ5-NgEzd3AIwZ7THcphF-PDvw/appointments?page=1

I wonder if any of these other companies can be linked to Justgiving or anything affiliated? The most I can find so far is Spencer Gardner Dickins the accountancy firm Hannah is mixed up in doing a few other charity drives on Justgiving which is fuck all but I've only been googling a few minutes. I just don't think these rich cunts went out of their way to get this thing going out of the kindness of their own hearts when they seem to be busy with over 40 businesses, especially to the point they seems to be changing addresses today it seems in reaction to the press focus.

That Spencer Gardner Dickins is registered as Ibrutum LTD, and looks like they made old Tom director in 2015, but he resigned after 3 months.. hmmmm..

EDIT. Seems there is a residual link to Maytrix Group on google's main page:



But when you go to the page or even the cache there's no mention of Maytrix, scrubbed like a Heretic pharaoh's cartouche. What is NHS Charities Together by the by which is where the money is supposedly going? The Charities Commision detail their remit as:

TO PROMOTE THE EFFECTIVE WORKING OF NHS CHARITIES IN ENGLAND & WALES. WE DO THIS BY PROVIDING INFORMATION AND TRAINING FOR TRUSTEES AND SENIOR STAFF INCLUDING THOSE INVOLVED IN CHARITY MANAGEMENT AND FUNDRAISING, PROMOTING BEST PRACTICE, PROVIDING AN AUTHORITATIVE VOICE FOR NHS CHARITIES AND REPRESENTING THEIR INTERESTS TO OTHER ORGANISATIONS, GOVERNMENT DEPARTMENTS AND STATUTORY BODIES.

Eh?

[weekender]

Kind of wishing I hadn't been nice now.

[JamesTC]

Loose hips sink ships.

[idunnosomename]

i didnt read all the filed documents (indeed, any) on companieshouse but they did forget to file their accounts two years I noticed. I mean you only have to look at the couple to see they are narcissistic entitled maniacs.

the money donated will be going to this charity that supports the NHS

https://www.justgiving.com/campaign/NHScharities-COVID19URGENTAPPEAL

which I guess is this

https://beta.charitycommission.gov.uk/charity-details/?regid=1125687&subid=0

if they are using the NHS identity im pretty sure there will be little swindling going on. well. if there is any it should be a national scandal

[Hand Solo]

https://beta.charitycommission.gov.uk/charity-details/?regid=1125687&subid=0

if they are using the NHS identity im pretty sure there will be little swindling going on. well. if there is any it should be a national scandal

Come on CaB, let's sink these motherfuckers!

I'm getting drunk now, but may return to looking into the Ingram-Moores and their myriad companies, and indeed Association Of Nhs Charities when the boredom of lockdown sobriety re-emerges. I hope a bunch of fatigued, balding phimotic men googling can poke holes into their probably dodgy finances and expose this den of public-grifting crisis-coveting centarian-conning pensioner-puppeteering profiteer-publicising cunts!

[idunnosomename]

gonna drive drunk down the m1 and crash my fiesta into the fuckers moat

[confettiinmyhair]

Side question, without following you guys down the rabbit hole, does this kind of spontaneous fundraising effort get to the point where too much money gets raised? Sounds like an administrative nightmare to manage this much money.

[Hand Solo]

Side question, without following you guys down the rabbit hole, does this kind of spontaneous fundraising effort get to the point where too much money gets raised? Sounds like an administrative nightmare to manage this much money.

They love administrative nightmares, the bigger and messier the better. When there's a sluice gate of public funds pouring in and not a single party to monitor where exactly their money is going and various supposedly government regulated bodies of negotiable vigilance, all sorts of interesting people come out of the woodwork to make good use of it.

[BlodwynPig]

Word on the street, all that money and only one costa coffee machine bought!

[Ferris]

Word on the street, all that money and only one costa coffee machine bought!

But what a costa coffee machine!

[Hand Solo]

But what a costa coffee machine!

And by the time Captain Tom has fetched you a cup, it's got a crust!