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Connor O'Malley's insanely funny YouTube videos

Started by The Mollusk, August 29, 2020, 09:38:36 PM

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The Mollusk

I've been binging Joe Pera Talks With You for the first time this week and amongst all the calm loveliness, Connor O'Malley's character has got some of the biggest laughs out of me. The "perfect egg bite" in the breakfast episode had me howling. So I wanted to see what other stuff he's done and his YouTube content is absolutely fucking wild.

Bike Talk Show (only talk show on a bike )

He appears to have some bizarre obsession with Greg Kinnear which is a big focus of the above video. "I'm gonna hunt you down and turn into a car and fuckin run you over!" made me laugh so much, and also the bit about Tucker Carlson having plans to "fuck one of them big nasty birds. What gets Tucker hard for them is that they got one hole for everything. A hole for shit, for piss, for cum, for egg, all of it." Seeing this guy riding round NYC at night barking this stuff out in a properly deranged fashion is just amazing to me.

SMOKING 500 CIGARETTES FOR 5G

This one's also great. His fucking voice man jesus christ

g0m


Dog Botherer

been a fan ever since the Howard Schultz vids. absolute fucking lunatic.

also responsible for the incredibly funny Honk If You're Horny sketch from I Think You Need To Leave.

veletision



He had a recent video demanding that Di Blasio open up New York and he said if he didn't that he was going to unleash an "Army of Cousins" - Made me laugh so hard.

Small Man Big Horse

Quote from: The Mollusk on August 29, 2020, 09:38:36 PM
I've been binging Joe Pera Talks With You for the first time this week and amongst all the calm loveliness, Connor O'Malley's character has got some of the biggest laughs out of me. The "perfect egg bite" in the breakfast episode had me howling. So I wanted to see what other stuff he's done and his YouTube content is absolutely fucking wild.

Bike Talk Show (only talk show on a bike )

He appears to have some bizarre obsession with Greg Kinnear which is a big focus of the above video. "I'm gonna hunt you down and turn into a car and fuckin run you over!" made me laugh so much, and also the bit about Tucker Carlson having plans to "fuck one of them big nasty birds. What gets Tucker hard for them is that they got one hole for everything. A hole for shit, for piss, for cum, for egg, all of it." Seeing this guy riding round NYC at night barking this stuff out in a properly deranged fashion is just amazing to me.

SMOKING 500 CIGARETTES FOR 5G

This one's also great. His fucking voice man jesus christ

I'd seen and liked a lot of his videos but the bike talk show host one had passed me by, so thanks for that.

It also amuses me no end that Joe and Conner are friends in real life despite being so very, very different.

spaghetamine

These are great, thanks for sharing, I'm all about this dude's incredibly intense energy

The Mollusk

Late River with River Guy (Conner O'Malley) The Only Talk Show in the River

The way this one starts with a noisy anxiety-swamped Nine Inch Nails tune and Connor in a suit just fucking screaming underwater has been blowing my mind today.

"DON'T YOU WISH YOUR RIVER WAS  HOT   LIKE   SOUP "

Definitely getting strong Eric Andre energy off him. I wanna say that it's better? But I think I just became too engrossed in Eric Andre and wanted to see someone else doing similar stuff. O'Malley has also taken great advantage of the pandemic situation just going out on his bike yelling stuff and reflecting how much of a flaming bag of insanity America is right now. You can't fake that level of intensity, this stuff is coming from a very real place and it's thrilling.

up_the_hampipe

He's so great. He did this parody of those uplifting social media news stories recently, makes me crack up https://twitter.com/conner_omalley/status/1288545265280880640/video/1

Also this one at the porn awards is extremely bleak and hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4G9JL3NeKY

The Mollusk

Fucking hell hahaha that's incredible. "My grandaddy had a blood turd fly into his brain"

selectivememory

Quote from: up_the_hampipe on August 30, 2020, 04:00:38 PM
He's so great. He did this parody of those uplifting social media news stories recently, makes me crack up https://twitter.com/conner_omalley/status/1288545265280880640/video/1

I remember that one destroying me when I first saw it. It's not even a minute and half long, but it just crams so many stupid jokes into it, and just gets funnier and funnier as it goes along.

I love this guy.

AllisonSays

These are great, thanks! I didn't really like the show where he was an agent but these channel his unhinged energy perfectly.

Petey Pate

I like how a lot of his videos build on the initial stupid premise in an unexpected way. They could easily just be short throwaway jokes but he pushes the concepts as far as he can take them. It's reminiscent of PFFR in that way.


Chairman Yang

It took me a while to remember where I seen this guy, he's BEAST MASTURBATOR! Glad to see he's not stopped being completely fucking deranged.

QDRPHNC

I've been having a real shithouse of a day, and these videos have cheered me up a bit, so thanks everyone.

Dog Botherer

he was just on an episode of This Is Branchburg, which CABLADS should be all over

chveik



Yussef Dent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2DYtTZRcAk

Stood right in the middle of moving traffic jumping in front of cars outside Paramount Studios to pitch his film where the stock market is like the Matrix and Joe Biden gets sucked into it.

Chedney Honks

First great comedy I've seen in about two years. Superb. Thanks for these.

Small Man Big Horse

Just learnt that O'Malley's playing two dates in the UK in June, one on the 2nd - https://www.mothclub.co.uk/events and one on the 3rd: http://studio9294.co.uk/tickets/

veletision

Strange

He doesn't even seem to do much in America

up_the_hampipe

Quote from: Small Man Big Horse on May 06, 2022, 07:41:44 PMJust learnt that O'Malley's playing two dates in the UK in June, one on the 2nd - https://www.mothclub.co.uk/events and one on the 3rd: http://studio9294.co.uk/tickets/

Woah, thanks for the heads up! I have no idea what a Conner O'Malley live show would even be, but I'm definitely getting tickets and sitting way at the back in case he crawls on people or something.

The Mollusk

I was quite taken aback at how expensive these tiny venue shows are. I suppose it's to justify him even coming over here?

famethrowa

Thanks for bringing these to us, he's basically doing Tom Green stuff and I love it.


Bronzy

Quote from: Ron Superior on May 30, 2022, 06:27:22 PMYep:

https://youtu.be/qkbbYiYC4FE

One of the comments below the video sums it up perfectly:

QuoteConner is in his late-career Terrence Malick era. This is his Tree of Life.

Also, extremely welcome appearances by Alan Resnick and that bloke from This House Has People in It.

Ron Superior

Quote from: Bronzy on May 30, 2022, 07:24:04 PMAlso, extremely welcome appearances by Alan Resnick and that bloke from This House Has People in It.

Yeah, I recently backed a film they're making called Dance Freak. Excited to see what they can do with a full length movie. They have a good mix of technical artistic flair and weird ideas. Things like this give me hope.

PlanktonSideburns

Fuck me that one was great, Connor and Alan are even better than the sum of their parts I think

PlanktonSideburns

Ah man, it got taken down from YouTube

Hopefully it will get re uploaded somewhere